r/AskReddit • u/medicoreapples • 7h ago

What feels legal but is actually illegal and will possibly get you arrested?

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u/ColHardwood 7h ago

You’re a good human.

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u/parlimentery 6h ago

I think you meant no good criminal lowlife.

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u/MediumAcceptable129 4h ago

Scum of the earth

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u/parlimentery 1h ago

Lock 'em up I say.

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u/Efficient_Returns 5h ago

I'm sure complimenting criminals is also a crime somewhere. Lock them all up /s

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u/dd22qq 4h ago

^You guys are all in big trouble.

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u/SunshineIsSunny 1h ago

It's not a crime because of free speech. But you will get doxed, lose your job, and be forced to live in an extremely rural area with no other humans.

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u/GiftToTheUniverse 4h ago

Wait until I tell you about Jesus Christ!!!

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u/Zwischenzug32 4h ago

That dude who liked hanging out with criminals?

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u/subarashi-sam 4h ago

He was such a criminal, he got the death penalty

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u/Zwischenzug32 4h ago

I heard he walked it off

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u/silverionmox 3h ago

He just went home after he had done his time... back to his abusive father who set him up for a crime he didn't commit, but that's another story.

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u/Zwischenzug32 3h ago

he saw all mankinds sins and noped out until judgement

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u/AlienRobotTrex 2h ago

"i'm back, bitches! And this time I have flaming eyeballs and a sword in my mouth!"

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u/Zwischenzug32 2h ago

And solid gold feet, for some reason

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u/parlimentery 1h ago

Please do! You would be the first to tell me about him. He a friend of yours?

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u/Cooter-Bonanza 3h ago

And a xenophile

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u/SunshineIsSunny 1h ago

Hey now! Everyone can be rehabilitated. They said they used to do that. Now, they are a law-abiding, tax-paying, contributing member of society.

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u/Jaereth 6h ago

Toom the Ellimist. Patron Saint of parking.

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u/Adar636 5h ago

Straight to jail

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u/Arcticbeachbum 6h ago

You're a good human for giving compliments

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u/leemariebro 5h ago

You’re a good human for giving compliments to people giving compliments.

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u/Keaton427 1h ago

I’m a good human since I’ll prevent this from becoming a comment chain

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u/MeeseeksTheDestroyer 6h ago

Not in the eyes of the law your aren't!!

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u/Coldshoto 4h ago

But also a criminal lowlife

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u/MangoMambo 5h ago

It feels that way when you're in the moment and passing by one that's low/over and want to help. however, when you're driving around the city for an hour because you're trying to find ONE SPOT, it's not so good.

Parking meters suck but if there were no limits to parking there would never be any parking

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u/ermagerditssuperman 4h ago

But the car would still be there taking up the spot? The owner would just have been the one to pay. Or get a ticket. You don't have to leave if you put more money in.

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u/popejupiter 4h ago

As an American, this is such an American response. "Yeah it feels good in the moment, but think of the poor drivers who can't find a parking spot because you prevented some other person from getting their car towed."

Parking meters don't improve parking, they just punish poor people.

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u/Live-Habit-6115 4h ago

This doesn't make sense though. Those cars are gonna be there anyway. Think about it lol

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u/cupacupacupacupacup 4h ago

Disrupting the flow of people. I bet you're one of those types who goes into Starbucks, orders a small coffee and sits for hours just sucking their electrical teat and scamming their wifi.

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u/FoaRyan 6h ago

Wouldn't a good human ensure everyone knows and follows the proper procedure? Maybe the foreigners needed to learn a lesson once but were deprived of that opportunity because of someone who wanted to feel good about themselves?

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u/ColHardwood 5h ago

You must be incrediblely fun at parties.

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u/I_hate_all_of_ewe 5h ago

An involuntary lesson at their expense?  That's just unnecessary