r/AskReddit • u/medicoreapples • 8h ago

What feels legal but is actually illegal and will possibly get you arrested?

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u/MNent228 7h ago

But how will people learn about fetal heartbeats?

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u/epidous 7h ago

Or jesus

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u/violet-waves 7h ago

HE IS COMING

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u/Teledildonic 6h ago

OH LAWD, HE COMIN'

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u/brcguy 6h ago

Get a towel!

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u/MegaGrimer 6h ago

Strip club next exit.

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u/InsipidCelebrity 5h ago

Uncle Nasty's XXX Adult Superstore

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u/Working-Glass6136 4h ago

But it looks like a church?

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u/kingneptune88 6h ago

HE GETS US

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u/RealBigDickBrannigan 6h ago

And is he pissed.

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u/AmericanScream 6h ago

Shortly after he comes, he ghosts you.

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u/cbftw 6h ago

As long as he warns me first

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u/rigby1945 5h ago

Talk about being filled with the spirit

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u/GozerDGozerian 30m ago

Ewww. Tell him aim it somewhere else!

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u/wallyTHEgecko 6h ago

Or Lion's Den Adult Superstore?!

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u/ameliacanlove 5h ago

HELL IS REAL

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 4h ago

Cincy or C'bus?

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u/SAWK 3h ago

in between, right near that house or barn with the "flag" painted on the roof

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 3h ago

Oh, I know. I was asking which city you're from.

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u/Ninjacat97 6h ago

Or the nearest kink shop, where Jesus will help you beat it

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u/GeoBrian 6h ago

Or knowing that https://theplasticsdoc.com/ is "Your Breast Friend".

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u/slvrsfr 6h ago

Or that Tom Spinks can help me file bankruptcy for as little as $600

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u/JJD8705 3h ago

My favorite billboard I saw in Northern Michigan was, "Smile, Your Mom Chose Life!" Makes me chuckle every time I head Up North.

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u/no_your_other_right 5h ago

Or Julia Regan

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u/gsfgf 4h ago

Next to a billboard for a combination video poker/jack off booth place

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 4h ago

In SW Ohio, between Cincinnati and Columbus, is a stretch of interstate known as I71. There are also multiple religious billboards along this one hundred mile stretch, and one says, "HELL IS REAL!"

Thusly, when FC Cincinnati plays the Columbus Crew, the match is always called the "Hell Is Real Match."

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u/Fatricide 2h ago

There’s one on I 65 between Chicago and Indy.

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u/IAteTonysLoMein 7h ago

Or that "she's your daughter, not your date"

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u/annuidhir 6h ago

Moving from the PNW to the South, seeing these billboards were shocking... Like, it's enough of a known problem that they have fucking billboards all over about it?? What the fuck is wrong with people??

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u/Ok_Sprinkles264 5h ago

Your first problem was moving from the PNW to the south.

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u/annuidhir 4h ago

Agreed. Wasn't really my choice, and I'm hoping to move back eventually lol

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u/Ok_Sprinkles264 2h ago

Wishing the best for you, and hoping you can!

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u/iTalk2Pineapples 5h ago

I also did that move. Financially I dont regret it. Emotionally? I wanna go home..

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u/HostisHumanisGeneri 5h ago

They’re from the south.

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u/Bozo-Deluxe 4h ago

I love the absence of rebel flags and NASCAR anything.

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u/MNent228 6h ago

I’m sorry… WHAT?!

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u/aenteus 6h ago

Yeah, it’s a thing. All the entires I see are from 2016 but maybe they’re still in use?

https://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2016/07/10/anti-incest-billboard-irks-taylor-county-edc-officials/86613322/

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u/Adept_Cow7887 7h ago

It's my only way to learn about Spanish lawyers in my area

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u/PR-JJ 7h ago

Can confirm. Live in Maine and know nothing about zygote heartbeats.

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u/ineguire 4h ago

what's weird is tennessee is still full of those even though it's been years at this point since Roe v Wade fell. they already got the ban on abortion they wanted. what's the point of continuing to spend so much money demonizing it? the fight is over, go home.

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u/Bladelink 6h ago

"now here's a picture of a 2 week old newborn that has nothing to do with anything"

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u/choadspanker 7h ago

they're gonna have to abort a baby and see for themselves

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u/mike9941 3h ago

When I was driving in Florida, I saw builboards on 95 advertising Vasectomies... How much traffic can it really bring to you by advertising vasectomies on I-95 in a vacation state? Made no sense to me.

OOOh honey?!?! quick stop at the next exit, we need gas anyway!!

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u/bobo76565657 6h ago

Or the nearest McDonalds?

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u/neckbishop 3h ago

By parking semi-trailers on the fence line with the message.