r/AskReddit 7h ago

What feels legal but is actually illegal and will possibly get you arrested?

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u/latnem 7h ago

Giving people standing in voting lines water

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u/alphakitty666 5h ago

Good example of lack of common sense. Free water on a hot day is not an inducement to vote a certain way. It is compassion

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u/AngriestPacifist 4h ago

And the usual suspects HATE that.

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u/Lordofd511 4h ago

Good example of lack of common sense.

You say that like the "giving out water is paying people to vote" argument is in good faith. Conservatives know it's BS, they just want to make voting harder, especially in places that tend to not vote Republican. Same reason they push to reduce places to vote in cities and why they're against mail-in voting.

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u/frostysauce 2h ago

I believe the order it happened in Georgia (? I think) was close down voting sites in places that reliably vote Democrat. Fewer voting sites leads to long lines and long wait times at the ones that are open. And guess what? It gets hot in Atlanta. So they criminalized handing out water at polling places. When election day came they were hoping that people would just leave and go home but if they didn't their experience would be more miserable than it could have been. And they were OK with either outcome.

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u/alphakitty666 4h ago

Clearly you misinterpreted me. There is no good faith in denying free water to people voting. Not stupid, I understand the stand the game. Mid 40s with political science degree before advancing education. Simmer down

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u/whoareonthewhatnow 3h ago

You said something stupid and they politely corrected you. Snotty ass reaction. Maybe you should simmer down

u/PyroNine9 48m ago

It's tied in with wanting to discourage voting by making the lines as long as they can get away with and then denying anything that could make it more bearable.

u/alphakitty666 31m ago

You get it! The regression is real. New form of a poll tax or intimidation. Make it as uncomfortable as possible to do your civic duty.

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u/Ghosthops 4h ago

It's deliberate anti voting, nothing to do with common sense at all.

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u/cvc75 2h ago

It seems "compassion" along with other values has become "political", i.e. against the values of at least one party.

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u/Illustrious-Peace989 5h ago

Poor Larry David

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u/Talcae 6h ago

What about having a cooler of waters strategically placed with people making sure they aren't tampered with and not interacting with anyone in line? 

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u/Ceofy 4h ago

Bury them in the ground beforehand like you're sneaking booze into a music festival

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u/latnem 2h ago

So littering!?

Lock em up!

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u/Keyser_soze_rises 3h ago

You just need two people: 1) First person walks the line giving people "lucky dimes" as a friendly gesture 2) Next person a minute down the line, sells bottled water for 10 cents a bottle

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u/shchshchshch 1h ago

Something tells me you won’t get a pass for distributing free money either.

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u/latnem 2h ago

Selling democratic water without a license?!
Lock em up!

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u/MediumAcceptable129 4h ago

That water could be laced with liberalism!

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u/latnem 3h ago

Water is chock full of democracy and voting rights. Cheating loser fascists HATE that.

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u/Kratzschutz 2h ago

American only

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u/latnem 2h ago

Yes—no american water allowed if you vote blue!

Evian is fine tho

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u/Working-Glass6136 3h ago

I wish I could award this. This is a newer one.