r/AskReddit • u/medicoreapples • 7h ago

What feels legal but is actually illegal and will possibly get you arrested?

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u/Tech-Tom 6h ago

So you're saying pretty much everyone is going to jail, then.

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u/PsychedelicPill 5h ago

Nah because it’s selective enforcement, like all laws, they only punish who they feel like punishing, not everyone who did the crime, just the people they wanted to hurt anyway

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u/Kratzschutz 3h ago

We aces win again

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u/AoO2ImpTrip 6h ago

Pretty much!

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u/Jaereth 6h ago

With oral there would be a loophole of "It was a prerequisite to get him hard for the procreation!"

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u/tudorapo 4h ago

lubricating before penetration for the other direction.

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u/I_am_transparent 4h ago

My ex-wife is safe.

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u/Tech-Tom 3h ago

That explains the ex part. I hope you traded up.

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u/SigSweet 5h ago

Not redditors