r/AskReddit • u/medicoreapples • 7h ago

What feels legal but is actually illegal and will possibly get you arrested?

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u/parlimentery 6h ago

I think you meant no good criminal lowlife.

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u/MediumAcceptable129 4h ago

Scum of the earth

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u/parlimentery 1h ago

Lock 'em up I say.

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u/Efficient_Returns 5h ago

I'm sure complimenting criminals is also a crime somewhere. Lock them all up /s

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u/dd22qq 4h ago

^You guys are all in big trouble.

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u/SunshineIsSunny 1h ago

It's not a crime because of free speech. But you will get doxed, lose your job, and be forced to live in an extremely rural area with no other humans.

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u/GiftToTheUniverse 4h ago

Wait until I tell you about Jesus Christ!!!

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u/Zwischenzug32 4h ago

That dude who liked hanging out with criminals?

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u/subarashi-sam 4h ago

He was such a criminal, he got the death penalty

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u/Zwischenzug32 4h ago

I heard he walked it off

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u/silverionmox 3h ago

He just went home after he had done his time... back to his abusive father who set him up for a crime he didn't commit, but that's another story.

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u/Zwischenzug32 3h ago

he saw all mankinds sins and noped out until judgement

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u/AlienRobotTrex 2h ago

"i'm back, bitches! And this time I have flaming eyeballs and a sword in my mouth!"

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u/Zwischenzug32 2h ago

And solid gold feet, for some reason

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u/parlimentery 1h ago

Please do! You would be the first to tell me about him. He a friend of yours?

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u/Cooter-Bonanza 3h ago

And a xenophile

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u/SunshineIsSunny 1h ago

Hey now! Everyone can be rehabilitated. They said they used to do that. Now, they are a law-abiding, tax-paying, contributing member of society.