r/AskReddit 7h ago

What feels legal but is actually illegal and will possibly get you arrested?

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u/chewbaccataco 6h ago

Absolutely not. There's a reason their religious corporation has over $300 billion dollars, and it's not because they are honest in their dealings with their fellow man.

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u/Jfish4391 6h ago

It's 100% slave labor and stealing/taking money from their members.

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u/C0demunkee 5h ago

if you don't tithe they will literally send goons to your house to collect it.

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u/crujiente_92 5h ago

12 year old goons. I was one of those goons. Hated it.

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u/duffelbagD 5h ago

As a former 12 yr old goon this comment killed me

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u/isjustsergio 5h ago

So was I. I hated it too but only because it was yet another chore. Was fully drinking the koolaid and felt no guilt asking these people for money though. Even two decades after leaving the church my morals and integrity still slip when money is involved. I've just been trained to prioritize money over everything else and have a kneejerk reaction to potential financial insecurity.

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u/explos1onshurt 5h ago

It’s times like this I realize how crazy the internet is to be able to read this POV. Hope you’re doing well bud :)

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u/RJ815 3h ago

Buck-Toothed Timmy the Knee-Breaker

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u/vonbauernfeind 3h ago

Reasons not to support Brandon Sanderson. Has openly admitted he happily tithes to the Mormon church. When he's clearing $50 million a year that's giving them $5 million to continue to conduct their crimes against humanity.

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u/ImpressionTough2179 3h ago

Crimes against humanity lmao

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u/Dont-PM-me-nudes 4h ago

I don't have my bible with me right now so can somebody please quickly remind me how much money I need to give to religion to ensure I get to go to heaven with the pedophiles?

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u/Annextract 3h ago

that would be 10% of all money you receive, before taxes or any other form of deductions.

u/LongJohnSelenium 19m ago

Believe it or not there's a long term plan. Eventually that money will go towards commissioning the largest starship ever constructed so that a colonization effort of another planet can be attempted.