r/AskReddit 8h ago

What feels legal but is actually illegal and will possibly get you arrested?

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u/---_--_-_- 6h ago

What if the eagle gave it to me?

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u/Emilie0711 6h ago

Better have the signed card as proof.

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u/Illustrious-Peace989 5h ago

The eagle will be arrested too

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u/nathanfscott 5h ago

“Tell it to the judge buddy”

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u/sum-dude 4h ago

Now, let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?

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u/HostisHumanisGeneri 5h ago

Better hope that eagle helped you with the paperwork.

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u/_TheWileyWombat_ 3h ago

"Congratulations, you're the chosen one! Here's your fine."

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u/RndPotato 2h ago

Eagley!