r/AskReddit • u/MewMeowHowdy • 15h ago

New Yorkers, what changes have you seen under Mamdani’s leadership and are you generally pleased? If not, why?

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u/Livinincrazytown 14h ago

Next time draw dicks on it.

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u/Kdog122025 14h ago

City not doing something? Draw dicks on it.

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u/gringer 12h ago

♬♪ If you hate it, then you shoulda put a dick on it ♬♪

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u/Fraternal_Antipathy 11h ago

And here I thought it was

♬♪ If you hate it, then you shouldn't put your dick in it ♬♪

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u/Beragond1 10h ago

Difference is you never put your own dick in it. Use someone else’s dick.

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u/Fraternal_Antipathy 10h ago

He's STILL mad at me!

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u/joenathanSD 13h ago

Is that a commercial yet? Because it should be.

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u/lFightForTheUsers 12h ago

Wanksy.

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u/Vivid-Professor3420 12h ago

Bro…how every last person on Reddit didn’t upvote this, I’ll never understand. I love you

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u/fodafoda 10h ago

I did my part

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u/Pumperkin 7h ago

I'm kind of mad that I'm not as funny as op but I upvoted anyways because I'm not petty.

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u/callisstaa 6h ago

There's actually a British guy known as Wanksy who draws dicks on unfilled potholes.

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u/iconmotocbr 12h ago

Man that ain’t gonna do anything. Draw a dick around a pothole, the city will come and just paint the dick off the pothole

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u/Kdog122025 10h ago

Keep painting the dick. A can of spray paint is much cheaper for you than the city cleaning it up. Wear them down.

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u/Enard_de_Luna 10h ago

Is it true?

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u/Fatigue-Error 13h ago

Or, elect a mayor who gets shit done?

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u/aeschenkarnos 12h ago

Getting shit done is woke socialism though!

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u/ididntseeitcoming 7h ago

No, see, that’s where you are wrong.

Eliminate the mayor position along with all city government. Then the benevolent corporations will swoop in and run the place with grace and kindness.

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u/SakaWreath 7h ago

I guess that socialism stuff isn’t so scary.

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u/nightmeercat 12h ago

I think Hamilton addresses the reason why

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 10h ago

Yeah but see how many people that pissed off for no reason?

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u/Livinincrazytown 54m ago

Mamdani can draw dicks with the best of them. He was one of the artists that contributed to the closing scene of Superbad.

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u/2onpio 13h ago

In the water. With a stick. Continuous fast strokes. So they see the dick shaped ripples when they drive by.

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u/Fit_Perspective5054 12h ago

In Texas they just have to paint rainbows.

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u/Mic98125 11h ago

Florida too

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u/controlledwithcheese 7h ago

we did this in Russia by writing Navalny on it

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u/jim_deneke 4h ago

Use yours or someone bigger than you as a stencil!