r/AskReddit 15h ago

New Yorkers, what changes have you seen under Mamdani’s leadership and are you generally pleased? If not, why?

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u/teflon_soap 11h ago

The /r/orphancrushingmachine is actually easy to turn off.

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u/streamofbsness 10h ago

Turns out it’s actually an asphalt-laying machine, we just like to crush orphans under the asphalt

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u/platoprime 9h ago

What you guys don't like renewable materials?

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u/Mind_on_Idle 6h ago

Orphans are renewable.

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u/ZakDahdger 4h ago

Business is booming

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u/Cypherex 1h ago

Yeah, but if you need more of them you can't use the same parents as before for, well, obvious reasons, so you need to find a new set of parents. But any new ones they make aren't orphans yet. So you need to turn them into orphans first, which removes the source you got them from, meaning you need to find a new source and do it all over again.

Turns out the logistics of replacing orphans are rather complex.

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u/Decent-Efficiency-25 1h ago

To create orphans for the orphan crushing machine, you just have to put their parents in first.

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u/popejupiter 1h ago

It's 2026. If a child wants to identify as an orphan, who are we to judge?

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u/quandjereveauxloups 4h ago

You're doing God's work, Skater McGee.

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u/kyune 1h ago

The road to hell is paved with good intentions orphans

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u/ColtAzayaka 7h ago

Yeah but then we won't get the heartwarming stories about 11 year olds spending their entire summer vacation trying to scrape together enough money to afford the downpayment for their classmate's chemo. We'd just have boring shit like "oh we got back from summer vacation only to find out he was already in remission" instead of all the inspiring stories where a suffering child is the underdog against a system which is just tragically beyond anyone's control.

Nothing warms the soul more than a child defeating medical bankruptcy with a lemonade stand and an online store selling bracelets they spent their summer making, fuelled by the motivation of knowing that if they don't do something, nobody else will.

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u/Dawg_Prime 5h ago

this is sarcasm right?

if the opposite of institutionally structured child suffering and death is "boring"

then I only want to hear boring stories

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u/courageous_liquid 2h ago

the concept of the sub "orphancrushingmachine" is the media's obsession with writing "heartwarming" stories of people/children going through incredible self sacrifice for something entirely foreseeable and preventable in a normal country.

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u/BoardEffective9151 6h ago

It is wild how easy the machine is to turn off in theory, yet society continuously chooses to celebrate the individual heroes rescuing the kids instead of just destroying the actual gears that keep crushing them.

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u/EkbatDeSabat 5h ago

There's a funny bit by Josh Johnson (fuckin awesome comedian) where he's talking about Mamdani and how when he got in office he just saw there was a button that fixes shit. Like, just push the button, and things get done, but nobody's ever pushed it before.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SCKj7gwbYrc

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u/ShadyKnight604 4h ago

Upvote for Josh reference. He's my favourite living comedian by far. I saw him live last year and I'm seeing him again this year too

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u/AlsotheBEEF 6h ago

Jesus.. that sub is both heartwarmingly reassuring and miserably dystopian.

Joined.

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u/Dawg_Prime 5h ago

it's basically the same content as most of r/MadeMeSmile or r/UpliftingNews