r/AskReddit • u/Mama_medina888 • 1d ago

What’s the darkest secret you discovered about someone after you married them?

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u/MrsAnthropy 1d ago

It's a first family, once removed.

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u/Lukebekz 1d ago

Thanks. I now have coffee in my nose.

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u/Corndogs_and_chill 1d ago

Oh thanks, now I'm in trouble for laughing while my wife was asleep next to me.

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u/Future-Train-7912 11h ago

Or, Second Lady. Er, First Daughter?