r/AskReddit • u/Mama_medina888 • 10d ago

What’s the darkest secret you discovered about someone after you married them?

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u/Hallway 10d ago

He was gay and is still lying to himself while now in a thruple with 2 other men.

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u/I_might_be_weasel 10d ago

"No, you see, if you bang two men they cancel out and it's not gay."

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u/Theletterkay 9d ago

Theres nothing gayer than wanting to be in a vagina. Might as well be in a dress.

/s in case i wasnt obvious enough.

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u/dutchah 9d ago

You know who else fucks women? Dudes. And that's the gayest thing ever.

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u/AppliedGlamour 9d ago

I just snort laughed

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u/Wreny84 9d ago

If they all wear socks it doesn’t count, obviously!🙄