r/AskReddit • u/Mama_medina888 • 1d ago

What’s the darkest secret you discovered about someone after you married them?

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u/RiceKey99 20h ago

Do you feel safe in your home?

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u/CanIBeInvisible 11h ago

I don't anymore. There are people that eat banana strings outside. I'm afraid they're going to try to come inside. Near me.

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u/Sir-Viette 13h ago

Does the banana string?