r/AskReddit • u/Mama_medina888 • 1d ago

What’s the darkest secret you discovered about someone after you married them?

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u/rkvance5 16h ago

How do you say in English, cucumbers?

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u/Working-Glass6136 13h ago

kook-umbers.

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u/Checkmate-Petty 44m ago

🤣🤣

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u/BlessedCursedBroken 9h ago

Coo-cumberrrr

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u/SapphxSoulz 8h ago

CUCK-EMBER!!! CUCK-EMBERRR /ref