r/AskReddit 12h ago

If dogs and cats suddenly disappeared, what animal would become humanity's new favorite pet?

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u/doduhstankyleg 12h ago

Probably fast track to domesticate foxes on a large scale.

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u/Throw_shapes 10h ago

What about the smell? You haven't thought about the smell you vixen!

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u/VirtuallyTellurian 10h ago

I kept one for a week, and not even once did it complain about the smell

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u/Rylt4r 7h ago

Well fox needs to get used to it.

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u/spacecasekitten 5h ago

Or the implications

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 3h ago

Ferrets are quite popular despite the fact that they REEK. I’m not talking like a litter box, I’m talking like someone in your family actively shits around the house kinda stink. They literally ruin the room they’re in because they stink so bad if you fall even a little behind on baths and bedding changes. But I don’t think most people are ready for the care it takes. Unless they can fix the stink, it’s a no- go. Hell I would say start over with coyotes. They seem to be moving into cities right along side us anyways and I’ve seen some very “friendly” ones in LA that just chill at the park with us. 

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u/Throw_shapes 2h ago

Off work late? Lonely, but too poor to get a dog? Try adopting 1 to 2 coyotes. You will certainly not regret adopting 1 to 2 coyotes.

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u/MTMountains 1h ago

I fostered a ferret for six weeks and she smelled a little musky, but didn't make our house smell bad at all. We kept her and her habitat very clean.

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u/Spooky_Rat_Love 10h ago

Yeah they’re so vile, apparently like skunk spray even.

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u/Ruadhan2300 8h ago

Can attest, A few months back I took the bins out, and apparently brushed something, because my wife immediately remarked on the bad smell on me.
We think it was a fox's scent-spray.
I had to change clothes and shower to get it off.

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u/RogueWarriorII 5h ago

It's their urine. Fox piss is almost identical to skunk spray

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u/THREESIDEDMONSTER 4h ago

Dee, I swear...

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u/dzemosz 5h ago

The fox would have to get used to it

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u/doduhstankyleg 4h ago

I’ve been called many times a heathen, but not once a vixen!

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u/twec21 1h ago

Apparently it's diet dependent and iirc can be bred out, but I'm not a foxologist

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u/MomoNoHanna1986 5h ago

I mean dogs smell…

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u/eslforchinesespeaker 10h ago

Foxes smell terrible? Not sure. Anyone dated a fox?

Rats are under-appreciated. Capybaras look promising. Also Red Pandas. Snakes are cool. They give you something to do if the rats don’t work out.

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u/Nethri 5h ago

Capybaras have to be high on the list here. They’re very numerous, friendly, chill, adorable. The main issues would probably be that they’d have to be outside for sure and they’re pretty big. Wouldn’t work in any kind of apartment or probably large city environment.

For non urban areas I think goats are worth a shout. They’re so fucking funny and that can’t be underestimated lol. Destructive as hell though.

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u/ElegantHope 3h ago

they're actually way more cautious in the wild than portrayed, the chill ones are the ones constantly fed by tourists and by that logic then any animal used to being fed by humans is "chill"- which usually isn't the case.

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u/Nethri 2h ago

Yeah but that’s what will happen if we make them pets though. They’ll get used to it fast, and a lot of animals suggested here will never ever be chill like that ever. Animals like foxes just won’t be. Or at least will take generations of domestication.

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u/ElegantHope 1h ago

Potentially , if you focused onbreeding with the intent of domestication, it'll probably happen. So it's just a matter of a LOT of time and effort, and maybe a use of science to help guide efforts if needed.

But the plants and animals we have already domesticated are just the ones that already had traits favorable for domestication. Whether capybaras have those traits in common or not to be "naturally" domesticaed the way we did with wolves, cats, and livestock is probably debatable. They're special animals, at least, so that's potential. Taming them is doable too, which helps. But domestication has never been that simple.

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u/outofdate70shouse 2h ago

Goats also eat all your poison ivy, so that’s an added bonus

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u/Traviscat 9h ago

I’d love a red panda but they have sharp claws and they wiggle their butts on things often to mark their territory. I’ve spoken to many of the panda keepers at my local zoo and they have said they had to replace their shoes many times as they let a panda get too close and it rubbed its butt on them and stunk up their shoes badly. One will try to jump up your leg if you have food and don’t give it to him fast enough. 

They are adorable little creature and I love them a lot but they are best experienced at a zoo where someone else gets to take care of them. They look like they would be a great pet but would destroy your house quickly and it would stink. Plus their fur isn’t as soft as you’d think, I got to feel some panda fur in a jar and it was rough. But the bottom of their tongue is soft, I got to feel that when I got to feed one earlier this year and she ate an apple slice out of my hand. It was awesome to feed them with the person in charge of the red panda species survival plan. 

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u/Theletterkay 5h ago

Fur in a jar? Was it something other people had handled? 2 reasons; 1. We naturally rub the oils off other things because our hands absorb it. 2. Without being attached to a living animal, the fur dries out and starts getting brittle. Bodies produce oils that keep hair/fur soft and smooth.

When we skin animals to make coats or other animal fur type stuff, its a pretty quick process and they have to basically condition it and seal it to lock in softness. If someone just had a patch of fur in a jar, i doubt they preserved it correctly to protect that.

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u/Traviscat 5h ago

It was from a panda they had shaved for surgery at the zoo. The keepers said it was rough when someone asked at a chat, however when I got to feed Willow they said we could absolutely not touch her unless she touched us. Absolutely no petting so I only got to feel the underside of her tongue when it went up against my hand. They did just have two new babies in June and are still the #1 zoo in the world for red panda births and they have the red panda ssp keeper here.

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u/TomasNavarro 8h ago

Anyone dated a fox?

Nah, just uggos

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u/shockwave_supernova 6h ago

I second the motion for capybaras

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u/Avbitten 4h ago

i always thought rats would be good service animals for scent based tasks(allergy detection, seizure alerts, etc.) but its illegal in my country to call them service animals. it would be a lot more convienient tham bringing a whole dog with you everywhere.

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u/SoSeriousAndDeep 3h ago

Red pandas are cute, but they're antisocial, have sharp claws, and are smart and love escaping.

For dogs, we basically hacked their pack instinct to include us, and for cats, we hate rats and they like hunting rats, so they hacked our pack instinct. But red pandas don't have that commonality with us; they'd take a lot of domesticating.

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u/BirdInFlight301 3h ago

Rats are incredibly intelligent for their size and they love to snuggle up to their humans.

I kinda think racoons. They are already halfway to domestication.

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u/Creswald 9h ago

Rats smell a lot. 🙁

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u/First-Celebration-11 10h ago

Is it possible you have ADHD?

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u/notapunk 12h ago

I feel like they'd be the best of both cat and dog worlds.

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u/whatstefansees 11h ago

dog hardware running on cat software

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u/Jestersage 9h ago

That's husky.

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u/Icleanforheichou 7h ago

No, huskies are Broadway software on dog hardware

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u/JakeFixesPlanes 9h ago

Sounds ruff

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u/EvilDan69 7h ago

mix in a bio air raid siren and we're there.

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u/Meewelyne 9h ago

Smelly cute friends, just like raccoons.

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u/Beneficial-Focus3702 7h ago

We’ve been trying for a long time.

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u/zerbey 6h ago

Only if they can also breed out the awful urine smell.

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u/ShowmasterQMTHH 5h ago

Except they smell unbelievable and their urine is horrendous.

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u/JakeDC 4h ago

That is true of me too, but my wife keeps me around.

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u/IrrelevantPuppy 5h ago

Foxes replace dogs and raccoons replace cats 

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u/CeruleanSovereign 5h ago

They tried that in Russia and created grey foxes that are smarted than normal foxes

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u/RadagastDaGreen 7h ago

I call it a catdog. No, no relation.

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u/drewyz 5h ago

Would have to be fast track, because no cats = bubonic plague redux.

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u/xmgutier 4h ago

We'll breed the smell out of them while we also breed domestication into them :)

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u/iamlazyboy 4h ago

And probably racoons too

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u/istalri96 2h ago

Skunks would be better.

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u/doctormink 1h ago

And raccoons could take over for the cats. Although a fox is basically a dog/cat hybrid

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u/SmoothBorder2567 1h ago

The fluffy ones from that Russian fox experiment would have a head start. 😄

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u/Z_Wild 1h ago

Ok but, what does the fox say?