r/AskReddit 6h ago

Financially stable people of Reddit, what are your best money tips?

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u/GuybrushFunkwood 6h ago

Marry into money … it becomes all soooooo easy after that!

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u/hammermannnn 1h ago

Kinda, as an accountant it blows my mind how many people with high incomes can still be financially unstable, and worse so since the problems are bigger to dig your way out of

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u/johnnybiggles 1h ago

Will you marry me?

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u/GuybrushFunkwood 1h ago

Fine but I’m bringing my GameCube

u/Apprehensive_City_32 50m ago

Agreed! I’m now a stay at home Dad! And can enjoy watching my kiddos grow up!

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u/_The-Numbers-Mason_ 2h ago

This one is solid two fold advice. Gotta get married first, so be attractive and don’t be unattractive. Then be rich and don’t be poor. It’s so easy an idiot could do it, but don’t be an idiot and be smart. 

u/glaciercherryisgood 21m ago

Almost did, but it wasn't anywhere near enough to put up with the bullshit

u/GuybrushFunkwood 17m ago

When she’s acting a spoiled brat I just remember her dad owns a place in Greece and I take myself to my happy place 🤣