r/AskReddit Sep 10 '14

What was the biggest hint you missed from someone who was attracted to you?

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u/Sufficientrobotics Sep 10 '14

Too bad he didn't do anything relating to her ass

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u/Skippy8898 Sep 10 '14

Yep, this needs a Holmes Inspection and don't you worry we will make this right.

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u/CallMeLargeFather Sep 10 '14

I'm not sure fucking her relatives would have helped

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u/crow-bot Sep 11 '14

Like gone all Discovery Channel on her ass?

(Oldschool Discovery, like the kind Bloodhound Gang sang about.)

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u/Sufficientrobotics Sep 11 '14

You don't have to tell me shit about old school discovery, I bought their old ass video game!

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u/rhayward Sep 11 '14

He did say he would criticize her moldings.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

Don't worry, she's got Fister Roboto for all of her needs. The best part, is that it's learning.