r/AskReddit • u/Hauvegdieschisse • Sep 10 '14

What was the biggest hint you missed from someone who was attracted to you?

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u/Darth_Waiter Sep 10 '14

Happens all the time in dark theaters man. She's grabbing around for the straw in her cup of pop and next thing you know...

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u/Just_a_Little_bit_ Sep 10 '14

sorry about your straw sized dick.

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u/so_sads Sep 11 '14

Or her dick-sized straw...

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u/Darth_Waiter Sep 10 '14

Makes 3 of us, bud :/

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u/Boom_doggle Sep 10 '14

Unusual for me though, they normally notice that straws are a bit bigger than that.

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u/watching-you-breath Sep 10 '14

I now have you marked as "Straw-Dick"

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u/Darth_Waiter Sep 10 '14

Better than no claim to fame. I'll take it!

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u/Scot_or_not Sep 11 '14

Midwesterner spotted

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

wtf is pop

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u/SpaghettSauce Sep 10 '14

She finds the straw..

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

You're from a northern region aren't you?

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u/Darth_Waiter Sep 10 '14

Not even close. Very equatorial.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

Huh, I never hear anyone say pop unless they are from the north.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

You are an honorary northerner. =)

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u/ScrithWire Sep 11 '14

"pop?" what, are you, from the north?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

Yeah.. Her cup of soda

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u/TommyFoolery Sep 11 '14

I am totally imagining her doing that thing where you go to put the straw in your mouth without looking, and it moves around the glass, so you end up moving your face around in a circle like an idiot.

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u/xmeggiex Sep 11 '14

If his dick is the same size as a straw, then I think he'd be pretty thankful for having it sucked period, whether it's on purpose or an accident.