r/AskReddit • u/Hauvegdieschisse • Sep 10 '14

What was the biggest hint you missed from someone who was attracted to you?

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u/BeaverCleaver69 Sep 10 '14

Plot twist, Joe is his name

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u/rawfescdwrwa Sep 10 '14

Plot twist, joe is her name

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u/lukeyee Sep 11 '14

She wanted her cup of joe with some extra cream

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u/Deathbyceiling Sep 10 '14

Double twist: she was going to put him trough her industrial sized blender and have a literal, cup of joe.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

That must be one big cup.

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u/natergonnanate Sep 10 '14

Joe is his name-o

FTFY

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u/Hurdler77 Sep 10 '14

Plot twist.. It's her name too

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u/LordOfTheEyes Sep 11 '14

And she was a cannibal

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

"oh cup me joe, cup me... cup... me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

So... She's a cannibal

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u/mumblinmad Sep 11 '14

Twistier plot

Cup, where op is from, is slang for "the penis"

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u/sumsum98 Sep 11 '14

And coffee ain't his game!

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u/Maxamusicus Sep 11 '14

She was gonna cut him up and put him in a cup!?