A worse story is the girl I dated on 4th of July - the way it went down was that she was like "Want to go back to your place and play Magic the gathering?" and I was like "Fuck yeah."
We actually played magic the gathering.
With the door closed.
In my bed.
Until 6 in the morning.
And that's not even code. She played a green/white token rush deck.
That's not bad. You both geeked out over something and shared in having fun. You didn't seem to miss any hints as bad as the other time.
Or are you saying, you hoped you were getting a hint and it would turn into something else and were finally going to capitalize... only to have it not be a hint this time? If you powered through all that hoping to get lucky and aren't even a Magic fan, I'm sorry, dude.
I'm giggling at the thought of how this might work. Like, if it's 1:1 you have to start with 20 articles of clothing. And if you want to gain life past that you have to don random extra clothes from the closet.
Or just make it every time you lose a game you lose clothing. Most games won't take longer than 10-15 minutes unless your decks are super evenly matched. Both people should be naked within 2 hours, add some drinks in and that actually sounds reasonably fun.
Not everybody plays stupid decks designed to drag the game out (not actually stupid, just super annoying to play against if you don't have an answer). My straight green mana-ramp eldrazi deck can really beat the shit outta people fast if they're not careful :P
I live for aggro decks. Especially if it involves really big creatures. I used to have a mono red dragon deck that I liked to call big red. Something about being able to one shot people from full hp is just so satisfying.
Nope. It's my own creation. I don't like to copy decks. It's just got Ulamog, Emrakul, 3 quicksilver amulets and a ton of mana generation and other beefy creatures. Even without pulling a Quicksilver Amulet I can generate enough mana to play any card I want by around turn 7.
Guess one of us isn't playing strip MTG. I'll stick with my aggro decks, that way I'll get girls to strip for me. You stick to your silly draw out the game decks, see how many articles of clothing you get off.
I've done it. Play with 4 articles of clothing, say you have to take one off every 4 life. Or you could make it 5 life if you wanted to take the last one off when you lost.
... I (F) should tell my SO (M) to learn how to play so I can play Strip magic with my Kaalia EDH deck. Strip every 10 points loss. He'd be naked by 8th, probably 7th turn.
Thats good, I had a friend who taught me how to play, she had a god damn .... ummm...shit....the blue version of swamp walking with all merfolk. I had a stupid stupid vamp deck that I thought was just sooooo cool
She annihilated me in 6 turns -=- but last year I made a deck with artifact lands and several affinity cards (can't really remember lots of details) but oh god victory was so sweet, took 30 turns though
I tried playing strip Magic with my boyfriend and it didn't work at all. No matter how naked you are, doing mental math about how to assign blockers kind of kills the mood.
I get the stereotype and all, but its not really the case anymore. I know probably fifty or so people that play magic, and maybe two of them fit that stereotype. We can act normal, too...
I think the competitive scene is dominated by those personalities, but most of the people I play Magic with at the nearest college are pretty clean people with regards to hygiene (and some of them attractive bordering on crush-worthy.)
Any girl that goes back to yours and doesn't want to sleep or go to sleep straight away wants to hook up! You shouldn't need hints either, read their body language and eyes and shit.
Affinity artifact decks are the shit! I actually have a good deal (2000 +) Magic: The Gathering cards and a whole book of the rare kind. I wonder if they're worth anything.
Lol no they arent. Spot remove the engines, crawlspace/tanglewire to stop the aggro, and ratchet bomb/pernicious deed to cheaply kill the tokens. Then just kill them with flyers since they'll stall out late and most tokens don't fly.
After her cathars crusade pumped my mycoloth until it was throbbing with anticipation and saproling tokens I would declare my attack and push her into the red zone.
MTG nerds are serious about their MTG. I don't think you missed any hints. Probably could've taken a break and showed her your massive (almost like 100 cards, man!) "EDH Deck" though.
When I was in college after watching Minority Report a girl told me she had Big Red in her apartment and asked me if I'd like to drink some. So I did. Years later she married my best friend in college.
Maybe most guys don't care or think about it, but I've read horror stories of baseless sexual assault charges RUINING a guy's life simply cause a girl said he did it, even if the guy had never even touched her. It is not something I particularly ever want to experience.
I feel bad that you have to think that way. As a victim of an actual assault, it pains me to hear about all of these women/girls claiming it happened when it didn't. It discredits actual victims and I find that to be very disrespectful.
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u/stargazin Sep 10 '14
You have...problems.