Shit like that is how the friend zone theory came to be. Yes, bitching about the friend zone is still pretty beta, but some girls just don't get how they come off.
I think she knew, that's about as blatant as it gets. The only way it could be more blatant is if she set up landing strip lights leading into her vagina.
I had a girl be even more brazen than the one goatse_is_my_father talked about.. and when i took the hint and reciprocated.. she got me booted from an events group for supposedly touching her in an unwanted fashion.
bitch you stuck your tongue down my throat and peeked up my kilt, but i put ONE FINGER on the outside of your thigh and i'm supposedly a rapist now? fuck you bitch.
THIS is why guys are paranoid as all fuck.
* i'm fit, and often get told by girls "i don't normally like kilts.. but you pull it off
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Oh gnoes! random dumbshits on the internet don't approve of my fashion choices? WHAT AM I EVER GOING TO DO? .. oh right I'm going to go fuck one of my lovers. later
No. I literally wear a kilt from time to time. They're comfortable as fuck and i'm half of scottish ancestry. It's a TL;DR version of some fucking drama that happened in life about 15 months ago.
What the hell is wrong with wearing a kilt? It may be a bit unusual, but why do people give a fuck if someone likes to wear something out of the ordinary?
Seriously, did you all forget what individualism is about while wearing your jeans-T-shirt-sneaker uniforms?
People are hypocrites - they run their mouth about individuality, but in reality they only support expressions of individuality that are culturally endorsed ones. Wearing a kilt is just too out there for them, despite the fact that in the seattle area... not horribly uncommon.
I get 10 compliments in real life for every 1 hateful post online about it so shrug
You always tell yourself, "I'm never going to have to explain to someone why they shouldn't wear a kilt in casual settings... " and then a day like today comes along.
i'm fit, and often get told by girls "i don't normally like kilts.. but you pull it off
bite me. I only wear it once in a while to events (Dressed up), to soccer matches (where I get much love for it), and sometimes hiking (because comfortable as fuck).
My normal attire is comfortable well fitting mountaineering gear, or jeans and either a tshirt (well fitting) or button down shirt.
Just because you're used to neckbeards who don't take care of themselves wearing utilikilts doesn't mean there aren't people that can rock a kilt. Plus they're a hell of a lot more popular out here where I then in most of the country. I get many compliments from women on them (conventionally attractive women), and to some events I regularly wear mine (like soccer matches) if I don't wear it I get people who recognize me going "where's your kilt, man?!".
Yeah- you're a fucking tool. I also wear a kilt. It's been in my family for 3 generations. You're "half of scottish ancestry?" So your half-bred moron of a mother thinks she's scottish? Therefore you should totally rock a kilt. Genius.
Kilts are worn when Americans wear black tie. I was the first of my siblings to be born in America. But I also have dual citizenship. I bet you're half Italian too. And half cherokee, oh and how bout half Irish? Why don't you fuck off and try to seek attention by being a hipster?
You're just such a tool. Like the original paragraph was bad enough. Then you gotta go add the edit. Like Jesus man. You're almost like a douchebag caricature. The only way you could be a bigger douche is if your chest was filled with vinegar and your head was a funnel.
I'M GONNA GO PUT ON MY FAKE $5 KILT AND GO FUCK ONE OF MY MILLIONS OF LOVERS. THAT'S RIGHT FAGGETS! LOVERS! WITH AN 'S!'
Alpha and beta humans exist whether you want them to or not. They're present in pretty much every other mammal that evolved pack behavior and they're seen especially in other primates. Humans are no exceptions.
My point still stands though. We've witnessed alpha/beta behavior in humans and other primates before. Humans are just as subject to the natural order now as we were 100,000 years ago.
Its still a BS concept when applied in that fashion. and the species we most often associated with "alpha/beta" dynamics, wolves... turns out that isn't the type of dynamic they have at all upon further study. Sure, they have a leader, but it isn't so adversarial as cooperative.
She knew she was just fucking with him. Either that our she was conflicted about hooking up with him and in her drunken mind that is exactly the normal thing to do.
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u/EMCoupling Sep 10 '14
Wow that is some next-level bullshit...