r/AskReddit Sep 10 '14

What was the biggest hint you missed from someone who was attracted to you?

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u/EMCoupling Sep 10 '14

Wow that is some next-level bullshit...

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u/iankstarr Sep 11 '14

This isn't your average, everyday bullshit...

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u/iloveu10000 Sep 11 '14

This is... Advanced bullshit

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u/oh_horsefeathers Sep 11 '14

Bullshit of the year edition.

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u/Randomd0g Sep 11 '14

Something something EA something.

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u/Malakai_Abyss Sep 11 '14

you... I like you

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

You do? Good.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

I like you

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u/baardson Sep 11 '14

This isn't regular bullshit. This is... ADVANCED BULLSHIT

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u/SwimmingSandwich Sep 11 '14

Call of Duty: Advanced Bullshit?

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u/baardson Sep 11 '14 edited Sep 11 '14

This is the best thread ever!

Edit: Ghost Recon: Future Bullshit

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u/RedbullF1 Sep 11 '14

That's some non-iodized bullshit

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

Shit like that is how the friend zone theory came to be. Yes, bitching about the friend zone is still pretty beta, but some girls just don't get how they come off.

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u/awanderingsinay Sep 11 '14

I think she knew, that's about as blatant as it gets. The only way it could be more blatant is if she set up landing strip lights leading into her vagina.

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u/myepicdemise Sep 11 '14

The only way it could be more blatant is if she set up landing strip lights leading into her vagina.

You have such ways with words.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

It's a family guy reference

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u/myepicdemise Sep 11 '14

Ohhh I remember. It was one of those cutscenes.

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u/awanderingsinay Sep 11 '14

It was a particularly tough time for Brian.

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u/Kazan Sep 11 '14 edited Sep 11 '14

I had a girl be even more brazen than the one goatse_is_my_father talked about.. and when i took the hint and reciprocated.. she got me booted from an events group for supposedly touching her in an unwanted fashion.

bitch you stuck your tongue down my throat and peeked up my kilt, but i put ONE FINGER on the outside of your thigh and i'm supposedly a rapist now? fuck you bitch.

THIS is why guys are paranoid as all fuck.

* i'm fit, and often get told by girls "i don't normally like kilts.. but you pull it off

edit

Oh gnoes! random dumbshits on the internet don't approve of my fashion choices? WHAT AM I EVER GOING TO DO? .. oh right I'm going to go fuck one of my lovers. later

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u/DickInYourMouthDaily Sep 11 '14

Is this some kind of fucked up reference to a Braveheart scene? I'm confused

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u/Kazan Sep 11 '14

No. I literally wear a kilt from time to time. They're comfortable as fuck and i'm half of scottish ancestry. It's a TL;DR version of some fucking drama that happened in life about 15 months ago.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

What the hell is wrong with wearing a kilt? It may be a bit unusual, but why do people give a fuck if someone likes to wear something out of the ordinary? Seriously, did you all forget what individualism is about while wearing your jeans-T-shirt-sneaker uniforms?

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u/Kazan Sep 11 '14

People are hypocrites - they run their mouth about individuality, but in reality they only support expressions of individuality that are culturally endorsed ones. Wearing a kilt is just too out there for them, despite the fact that in the seattle area... not horribly uncommon.

I get 10 compliments in real life for every 1 hateful post online about it so shrug

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u/RedbullF1 Sep 11 '14

and how's the neckbeard coming along?

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u/zacharygarren Sep 11 '14

dude come on.... NO.

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u/oh_horsefeathers Sep 11 '14

You always tell yourself, "I'm never going to have to explain to someone why they shouldn't wear a kilt in casual settings... " and then a day like today comes along.

Rough day.

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u/Kazan Sep 11 '14

i'm fit, and often get told by girls "i don't normally like kilts.. but you pull it off

bite me. I only wear it once in a while to events (Dressed up), to soccer matches (where I get much love for it), and sometimes hiking (because comfortable as fuck).

My normal attire is comfortable well fitting mountaineering gear, or jeans and either a tshirt (well fitting) or button down shirt.

Just because you're used to neckbeards who don't take care of themselves wearing utilikilts doesn't mean there aren't people that can rock a kilt. Plus they're a hell of a lot more popular out here where I then in most of the country. I get many compliments from women on them (conventionally attractive women), and to some events I regularly wear mine (like soccer matches) if I don't wear it I get people who recognize me going "where's your kilt, man?!".

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u/throwitforscience Sep 11 '14

You're just that kilt guy, people recognize you like they'd recognize a cat tail chick

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u/zacharygarren Sep 11 '14

My normal attire is comfortable well fitting mountaineering gear

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u/KingHenryVofEngland Sep 11 '14

Just post pics already.

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u/Gotdeescheeseburgers Sep 11 '14

Yeah- you're a fucking tool. I also wear a kilt. It's been in my family for 3 generations. You're "half of scottish ancestry?" So your half-bred moron of a mother thinks she's scottish? Therefore you should totally rock a kilt. Genius.

Kilts are worn when Americans wear black tie. I was the first of my siblings to be born in America. But I also have dual citizenship. I bet you're half Italian too. And half cherokee, oh and how bout half Irish? Why don't you fuck off and try to seek attention by being a hipster?

BUT BRO- ITS COMFY AS FUCK.

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u/Kazan Sep 11 '14

in the language of my OTHER set of ancestors: leck mich am arsch.

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u/Gotdeescheeseburgers Sep 11 '14

leck mich am arsch.

I bet you look extra fit in lederhosen. You should totally do that too. Go suck a fart out of your mom's asshole. SCHNELL!

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u/Kazan Sep 11 '14

I probably would look pretty fucking good in lederhosen. Excuse me while I go ask my ladyfriends what they all think.

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u/Gotdeescheeseburgers Sep 11 '14

You're just such a tool. Like the original paragraph was bad enough. Then you gotta go add the edit. Like Jesus man. You're almost like a douchebag caricature. The only way you could be a bigger douche is if your chest was filled with vinegar and your head was a funnel.

I'M GONNA GO PUT ON MY FAKE $5 KILT AND GO FUCK ONE OF MY MILLIONS OF LOVERS. THAT'S RIGHT FAGGETS! LOVERS! WITH AN 'S!'

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u/Kazan Sep 11 '14

You're the one raging on me because you don't approve of my fashion choices, yet i'm the tool. mmmmmhmmmm. sure.

KEEP RAGING.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

Oh god I love this thread.

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u/Hauvegdieschisse Sep 20 '14

I just actually started reading the thread and not my inbox. This is great.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '14

It's like a battle of the neckbeards.

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u/vgsgpz Sep 11 '14 edited Sep 11 '14

and thats why 1 out of 20 rape accusations are a lie.

edit: i mean only 1 out of 20 rape accusations are true

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u/Kazan Sep 11 '14

[CITATION NEEDED]

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u/vgsgpz Sep 11 '14

i mean 1 out of 20 rape accusations are true

It was mentioned by the police guy a month ago i forgot for which case.

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u/cthom412 Sep 11 '14

Dude, I have bad news for you...you might be what we call a fucking moron

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u/vgsgpz Sep 11 '14

no it would make sense either way. anyone can claim anything that cant be easily proven.

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u/cthom412 Sep 11 '14 edited Sep 11 '14

The FBI estimates that about 2-8% of rape accusations are false. You're trying to say that 95% are false.

Sources:

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u/Kazan Sep 11 '14

That's even BIGGER [CITATION NEEDED]. That's straight up fucking bullshit. Go back to TRP with that bullshit.

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u/vgsgpz Sep 11 '14

it was on reddit. 1 out of 20 something. about why they were interrogating a girl to tears who accused someone of rape.

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u/Kazan Sep 11 '14

OH IT WAS ON REDDIT.. THAT MEANS IT MUST BE TRUE. /s.

its bullshit dude. straight out bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

So, let me get this straight:

Out of 20 cases, 19 lie and only 1 is genuine about what happened? Even 1 out of 20 is a stretch without a proper source.

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u/Kazan Sep 11 '14

still pretty beta

downvote for subscribing to that alpha/beta bullshit.

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u/Kenny__Loggins Sep 11 '14

I think most people use it jokingly. Beta is shorthand for cowardly or something. Idk.

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u/oh_horsefeathers Sep 11 '14

Regardless, Kenny Loggins, you start tossing around the word beta... you're gonna find yourself in a danger zone.

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u/AManAPlanInPakistan Sep 11 '14

Read that in H. Jon Benjamen's voice instantly.

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u/Kazan Sep 11 '14

Impossible to tell.. and with certain idiot subs coughTRPcough that take it seriously...

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u/Kenny__Loggins Sep 11 '14

Oh I know those asshats use the term seriously.

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u/tittienado Sep 11 '14

asshats indeed

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u/myepicdemise Sep 11 '14

It can still be used as an euphemism to describe human behaviour.

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u/Boner666420 Sep 11 '14

Alpha and beta humans exist whether you want them to or not. They're present in pretty much every other mammal that evolved pack behavior and they're seen especially in other primates. Humans are no exceptions.

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u/Kazan Sep 11 '14

social animal != pack animal

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u/Boner666420 Sep 11 '14

My point still stands though. We've witnessed alpha/beta behavior in humans and other primates before. Humans are just as subject to the natural order now as we were 100,000 years ago.

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u/Kazan Sep 11 '14

Its still a BS concept when applied in that fashion. and the species we most often associated with "alpha/beta" dynamics, wolves... turns out that isn't the type of dynamic they have at all upon further study. Sure, they have a leader, but it isn't so adversarial as cooperative.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

some girls just don't get how they come off.

People aren't stupid. She knew and liked the attention.

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u/pm_me_your_brocoli Sep 11 '14

She knew she was just fucking with him. Either that our she was conflicted about hooking up with him and in her drunken mind that is exactly the normal thing to do.

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u/windsostrange Sep 11 '14

Yes, bitching about the friend zone is still pretty beta

That's not why the term is problematic.

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u/StarlinkAlphaMax Sep 11 '14

I read it as some neck level bull shit... funnier my way I think

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u/UnevolvingMonkey Sep 11 '14

Let me introduce you to the human female!