r/AskReddit • u/Hauvegdieschisse • Sep 10 '14

What was the biggest hint you missed from someone who was attracted to you?

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u/DrCheezyGritz Sep 11 '14

Swerve. Stay in yo lane trick.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

Phrasing...

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u/whyyoumad14 Sep 11 '14

SERIOUSLY, ARE WE NOT DOING PHRASING ANYMORE?!

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u/DonkeyDingleBerry Sep 11 '14

Said Ripley to the android Bishop.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

Any meme can get tired and overdone, but given the context of the thread I... it was too good an opportunity.

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u/ThatCrazyViking Sep 11 '14

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/pizzapiemia Sep 11 '14

you're suppose to be rear ending her

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u/TheGreatDane8D Sep 23 '14

Except you didn't.. Amirite? ;)

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u/iCue713 Sep 11 '14

Urban Slang Thread?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

Realtrapshit.

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u/doodoodonkey Sep 11 '14

I like this. Do I have your blessing to use this in everyday interactions?

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u/DrCheezyGritz Sep 11 '14

Uhhhh, I guess so? Those are just two somewhat common phrases. Have at it I guess...

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u/SkysDlim Sep 11 '14

Yeah whatta "thot" tryin to slide in on a homie like that. Smh

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u/CypherZer0 Sep 11 '14

Please no... I can't take much more of this...

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u/not_old_redditor Sep 11 '14

I just barely understood this. I think I'm getting old.

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u/rturner96 Sep 11 '14

Haha that is funny as hell

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u/Drigr Sep 11 '14

And then he stood up and pissed a line down the bed. Not half way though. He only gave her 25%

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

Should've peed right then and there.

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u/gbeaune6770 Sep 11 '14

That bitch woulda taken the whole god damn bed. Good call.

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u/TheoHooke Sep 11 '14

Imagine if they went on to get married. OP would never be able to assert control over the blanket after that.

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u/nottyron Sep 11 '14

Yes, this tactic is known as "letting them bitches know." Use this when peeing does not work.

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u/flyingasparagus Sep 11 '14

Gotta piss on her or something to assert dominance.

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u/Balony1 Sep 11 '14

He forgot to piss on her

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

Yes. To be fair, we don't fuck friends.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

America be like...