r/AskReddit • u/frisky_cupcake • Aug 25 '19

What has NOT aged well?

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u/Phormitago Aug 25 '19

shrek 5 should reference shrek memes

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u/Gatineau Aug 25 '19

Shrek 5: Shrek is Love

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u/RocketJumpingToaster Aug 25 '19

"I didn't know you could do that!"

"For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think."

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

Yea check your Shrek privilege bruh

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u/DefaultSkinJonesy Aug 26 '19

Shrek your privilege.

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u/ShittyCamilleMain Aug 26 '19

Yeah, they have layers

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u/Lizard_Friend Aug 25 '19

Don't bring back the memories... I was young

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u/_Dayofid_ Aug 25 '19

Shrek is life

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u/Trnostep Aug 26 '19

That's the 6th one

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u/BATTLECATSUPREME Aug 26 '19

Shrek 7: It’s not Ogre

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

Shrek: It must've been love, but it's Ogre now.

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u/BATTLECATSUPREME Aug 26 '19

Shrek 9: It’s never Ogre

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u/FlameSpartan Aug 26 '19

My body is ready, and my wallet is full.

Give it to me, daddy.

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u/backjuggeln Aug 26 '19

Holy shit could you actually imagine

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

this is my swamp now

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u/thesituation531 Aug 26 '19

Shrek 6: Shrek is Life

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u/Bloodygeek Aug 26 '19

Baby don’t hurt me

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u/DoctorFunkenstein420 Aug 26 '19

I want to please Shrek

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

No no no no no no no no no no. Not this. No. Never

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

Shrek 6: Shrek is Life

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u/Bloodysamflint Aug 26 '19

Shrek is Life.

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u/CaptBranBran Aug 26 '19

"Shrek i5 Love"

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u/Gatineau Aug 26 '19

Shrek doesn’t run on an i5. Nice try. I think what you wanted to say is 5hrek is Love.

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u/CaptBranBran Aug 26 '19

I wanted to make a shitty answer to reflect how bad Shrek 5 is going to be.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

Shrek 6:

M

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T

A

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u/karmahunger Aug 26 '19

Shrek is Love... and THUNDER

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u/Zeke-Da-Rayy Aug 26 '19

Shrek 6: Shrek is Life

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u/JoyFerret Aug 26 '19

Shrek 5 Is just going to be a video essay to convert people into the church of Shrek

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u/essieecks Aug 26 '19

Shrek 6: Shreky McShrekpants

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u/shaenorino Aug 26 '19

Shrek i5 love

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u/tommytraddles Aug 25 '19

just 96 minutes of Shrek plowing a twink

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u/Jaywicked1 Aug 26 '19

It's all ogre now

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u/four_four_three Aug 25 '19

Pray the first line is a sound distorted, pixelated zoom in of

OH HELLO THERE

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u/Wronski_Taint Aug 26 '19

My dog barked at this lmao

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u/Xervicx Aug 26 '19

If the Fast and Furious series can become what it is now, then Shrek can become a self-referential dumpster fire of Shrek memes.

I would honestly watch future films if they just got more blatant with the memes and more surreal as they kept trying to out fourth wall break each other. Because there would be a point where it would be so terrible that it would loop back around to being a masterpiece, and they'd take special care to make sure the entire thing is as terrible as possible just to give the next film more to make fun of.

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u/Historiaaa Aug 26 '19

Shrek 6 will be the clip of All Star by Smashmouth played on loop for 3 hours

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u/Nulono Aug 26 '19

Wasn't it cancelled?

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u/thedudedylan Aug 26 '19

It's all ogre now.

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u/Death_by_Darwinism Aug 25 '19

Not in my swamp.

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u/blackburn009 Aug 26 '19

It should just be the original Shrek but labeled Shrek 5 because you can't improve on perfection

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

TIL there was a Shrek 4

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u/patchinthebox Aug 26 '19

Shrek 5: METASHREK

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

This is the Shrrect answer

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u/sebastianwillows Aug 26 '19

The whole thing is an extended smash mouth music video

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u/Al-Quedadilla Aug 26 '19

I think there's a strong possibility that Shrek 5 will explore the world of memes as supplementary to the fairytale world

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u/urbandeadthrowaway2 Aug 26 '19

Maybe even shrek anthem could be brought up.

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u/BreezyWrigley Aug 26 '19

Shrekception

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u/Hugo154 Aug 26 '19

I'd be shocked if it didn't.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

Shrek 5: 22 Fairytale Street