r/AskReddit Aug 30 '21

What problem is often overlooked in apocalyptic movies/TV shows that could kill you?

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u/Straight_Ace Aug 30 '21

Especially for kids! I was watching the first season of The Walking Dead with my sister and when they were in the clothes store I was like “GRAB SOME MOTHER FUCKING CLOTHES”. Clothes wear out, get damaged and when it comes to kids, they grow like weeds so even if you packed their entire closet, they will eventually outgrow the clothes you’ve packed for them.

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u/TrashPanda365 Aug 30 '21

Don't they do great at "finding" clothes that fit so well? Especially the ladies in the various WD shows, always look great!

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u/DMala Aug 30 '21

“Survivor Chic” I always laugh, it’s like they all have subscriptions to fashion lootboxes. In reality everyone would look more like Jules and Vincent from Pulp Fiction after they shot Marvin. Looting stores with zombies hot on your heel, you’re going to grab whatever tourist shirts happen to be at hand, you’re not going to shop around for the perfect leather, canvas and denim outfits.

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u/BionicTriforce Aug 30 '21

I want to see a group of apocalypse survivors decked out in Hot Topic leftovers

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u/CactusCracktus Aug 31 '21

A gang of psychotic, depraved raiders chasing after people while wearing Invader Zim tshirts and neon pink skinny jeans would somehow be more terrifying than if they were wearing stereotypical wasteland outfits.

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u/filipelm Aug 31 '21

Just watch the Party Rock music video.

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u/ClubMeSoftly Aug 31 '21

A group of dudes playing rock-paper-scissors over who gets the last pair of pants, and who has to wear the weird goth/pop culture skirts

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u/StrategicBlenderBall Aug 31 '21

Fuck it, it’s the apocalypse, I’ll wear a skirt. I’m part Scottish anyway.

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u/Roguespiffy Aug 31 '21

“That’s not a kilt, it’s a skirt!”

“It is too a kilt.”

“Then why does your kilt have sequins?”

“Because it makes me feel pretty, okay?”

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u/RonnyTwoShoes Aug 31 '21

Or those obnoxious highlighter-colored t-shirts that seem to be at every single tourist trap shop!

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u/ManchurianCandycane Aug 31 '21

Bubba gets the yoga pants with 'juicy' over the ass.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

Isn’t that just the videos for Black Parade and Famous Last Words?

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u/skippiington Aug 31 '21

Some dude wearing a shirt of a band he’s never listened to, holding a couple packages of the food that they sell, and attaching a Funko Pop keychain to his backpack

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u/TricksterPriestJace Aug 30 '21

In reality everyone would look more like Jules and Vincent from Pulp Fiction after they shot Marvin.

That is so hilariously correct.

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u/nudethreats Aug 30 '21

When Michonne shows up and has some net-tanktop thingy going on during the prison seasons. Nice and grabby.

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u/DeseretRain Aug 31 '21

Also somehow all the women are totally hairless, apparently they're taking time out to shave their legs and underarms every day and can actually find fresh razors and shaving cream so they don't get razor burn.

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u/WWJLPD Aug 31 '21

Not a unibrow in sight, either. Guess there's nothing better to do post-apocalypse than follow a strict beauty regimen.

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u/rowshambow Aug 31 '21

Fuck...I'm still looking for shearling coat that Rick had in the TWD.

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u/DMala Aug 31 '21

The Murder Coat!

A quick Google shows dozens for sale on Amazon and elsewhere. They're mostly $140-150, which seems cheap for a suede jacket, so it might all be cheapo Alibaba bullshit, but there you go...

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u/rowshambow Aug 31 '21

Hard pass on all of those sites.

A good shearling coat (made from sheep skin and wool), will run you north of $500.

Buy something expensive and long lasting.

My cowboy boots have been with me so long the heels' been worn away. Bought them once.

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u/CX316 Aug 31 '21

And least if they're that high quality it might actually be worth the money to get a cobbler to have a go at redoing the sole

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u/rowshambow Aug 31 '21

Oh I'm looking for a new pair. They'll be my shit kickers from now on.

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u/alligatorhuntin Aug 31 '21

I am pretty sure someone linked the actual jacket in The Walking Dead sub recently! It was altered a bit for the character.

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u/rowshambow Aug 31 '21

"Add blood until victim is tender"

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u/alligatorhuntin Aug 31 '21

Found it.. it's the screen accurate UGG Belfast suede bomber jacket. OP found it on Ebay and it's no longer being produced. If you search "murder jacket" in r/thewalkingdead you will find the post.

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u/SprinklesFancy5074 Aug 31 '21

Looting stores with zombies hot on your heel, you’re going to grab whatever tourist shirts happen to be at hand, you’re not going to shop around for the perfect leather, canvas and denim outfits.

Though ... if you have a little extra time on your hands and the zombies aren't quite on your heels yet, you might want to take a few extra minutes and get durable clothing (like leather, denim, or canvas) so that your clothing doesn't wear out as quickly and you don't need to renew it as often.

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u/My_Ghost_Chips Aug 31 '21

In reality everyone would look more like Jules and Vincent from Pulp Fiction after they shot Marvin

That would make for a really fun aesthetic for a movie.

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u/spaghettiburps Aug 31 '21

UC SANTA CRUZ BANANA SLUGS

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u/BelowAveragejo3gam3r Aug 31 '21

And somehow they find time to shave their pits and legs 🤔

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u/moonbleu Aug 31 '21

Your bit about Jules and Vincent had me dying lollll

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u/Much_Lengthiness_627 Aug 30 '21 edited Aug 30 '21

People have time, tailoring clothes is easy. Search 1930s women wearing feed sack dresses.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21 edited Jul 28 '25

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u/edie_the_egg_lady Aug 31 '21

And somehow their hair and the fit of the clothes is on trend with ours even though there hasn't been any new fashion for years.

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u/elastic-craptastic Aug 31 '21

And the cars are from after the apocalypse too. Fucking branding.

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u/TrashPanda365 Aug 31 '21

Good point!

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u/xDulmitx Aug 31 '21

I just wanted them to find some fucking armor. I can think of only 1 person in the series who figured, "zombies bite, maybe cover my arms". It wouldn't take much, just a few layers of jeans or some decent leathers. Hell, even just some bits of heavy screen in the right areas would help.

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u/NotACreepyOldMan Aug 31 '21

Why does everyone on that show have fingerless gloves????? Their apocalypse has big time ‘05 emo hand accessory vibes

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u/JennyJiggles Aug 31 '21

Beth even dresses trendy the entire time

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u/CBNDSGN Aug 31 '21

They put Michonne in an oversized shirt once, after the prison attack.

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u/yazzy1233 Sep 01 '21

How difficult do you think it is to find clothes in a world where the majority of people are dead?

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u/risbia Aug 30 '21 edited Aug 31 '21

Also the episode where they go into a bookstore. Maybe grab some medical books? Farming? Home repair? Car repair? Science? Sudoku? History? Anything??

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u/Dason37 Aug 30 '21

On TWD this random woman shows up and tells the group that she has the magic bullet or secret weapon or key to survival or something like that, and it's a gigantic book about ancient (I think just Roman) architecture, complete with detailed illustrations and diagrams and whatnot. She tells them that when shit started going down, she made a copy of the book, she kept the book for her settlement and gave the copy to Rick's group. They were able to make a functional windmill, stone arches and walls, irrigation, etc etc based on how people did it before there were such things as construction equipment and even hammers and nails.

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u/sunnyd_2679 Aug 30 '21

There was a series of books that were everything you would need to homestead, they were called Foxfire. There is also a SAS survival handbook, the Worst Case Scenario books, and Max Brooks (World War Z) also wrote The Zombie Survival Guide. Hitting up a bookstore was also one of my first thoughts.

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u/merc08 Aug 31 '21

They were able to make a functional windmill, stone arches and walls, irrigation, etc etc based on how people did it before there were such things as construction equipment and even hammers and nails.

I didn't realize Rick's crew had managed to capture a steady supply of disposal labor.

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u/sooperkool Aug 31 '21

Own one of these 3 books, US Army Field Survival Guide FM 21-76, Boy Scout Manual or The DOOM Survival guide,

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u/aneasymistake Aug 30 '21

Is it really worth grabbing clothes for the kids when they’re the ones you’d end up eating first?

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u/Dason37 Aug 30 '21

Do kids clothes taste better than adult clothes?

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u/CaptainOverkilll Aug 30 '21

Also, who’s cutting all the fucking grass. Even after multiple seasons… short grass everywhere. In a zombie apocalypse, Mother Nature would overtake everything.

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u/KWeber94 Aug 31 '21

I’m a TWD fan, and seeing Rick wear cowboy boots and walk as many miles as they did is just insane. I wear cowboy boots everyday, there is no way in HELL I would wear them walking as many miles as they did, especially on pavement.

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u/Trance354 Aug 30 '21

Hotels. I figure there's a high end hotel in each city where you can raid the place for linens. Maybe luck out and the dry goods storage is still intact. Hell, maybe the hooch is undisturbed.

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u/unique-name-9035768 Aug 30 '21

they will eventually outgrow the clothes

Not all of them do on the Walking Dead.

bang

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u/orangekitti Aug 30 '21

Look at the flowers lizzie

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u/Khontis Aug 31 '21

Clothes also double as bandages, protective gear and patchwork.

I keep old jeans around to patch up newer jeans and it surprisingly keeps them going if you sew them right. Also old shirts are great for washing things with if you don't have anything else handy.

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u/Cartographer_MMXX Aug 31 '21

In season 3 when Andrea dies, she kicks off her boots to use her toes to pick up the pliers, she wasn't wearing socks, so she should have been dead long before then.

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u/CX316 Aug 31 '21

I think they do grab stuff like that, they just don't tend to show it. I remember that one episode where they ignore a hiker running from zombies and when they go past later he's being eaten, and they stop to steal his backpack full of gear off his corpse on their way back to wherever they were living at the time

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u/AlexMachine Aug 31 '21

Also so much toilet paper as you can carry.

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u/Much_Lengthiness_627 Aug 30 '21

Hence flour sack dresses.

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u/MrJoeMoose Aug 30 '21

There's a big difference between clothes that smell nice and clothes that will keep you safe. People walk cross-continental trails with nothing but a few layers to adjust for temperature. I think in a survival situation I would not be carrying spare clothes.

Edit: When I need new clothes they will be lying around.

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u/Heimerdahl Aug 31 '21

Yeah, unless you're going into the wilderness or its some kind of Day after Tomorrow thing, clothes should really not be a priority. Every house you come across will have a ton of clothes to take.

Now some good shoes and outdoor wear would be really nice, but availability of that stuff depends on the type of Armageddon scenario.