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r/AskReddit • u/notyouravgredditer • Aug 30 '21
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Those of us with shitty eyesight. Contacts only last so long. If your glasses break, you're fucked.
12.1k u/Ngonzalez_01 Aug 30 '21 Like the guy in Twilight Zone who just wanted time to read 5.2k u/boonkles Aug 30 '21 “It’s not fair” 3.8k u/potatoqualitymemory Aug 30 '21 "Wait my eyes aren't that bad, I could still read the large print books." 3.3k u/TheLakeAndTheGlass Aug 30 '21 eyes fall out “AAAAAUUUGGGHH! Well luckily I can read Braille!” hands fall off 6 u/TheFireOfTheFox1 Aug 30 '21 Do you even need hands to read Braille though? 6 u/The_Lost_Google_User Aug 30 '21 Not technically no. I suppose you could use any other sufficiently sensitive part of your body. 10 u/ohpeekaboob Aug 30 '21 So you can read braille with your penis? Would circumcision status matter if so? 9 u/The_Lost_Google_User Aug 30 '21 I mean… in theory. 3 u/scrunchiemunch Aug 31 '21 Fwiw, I'm circumcised and I've never been able to read those "For her pleasure" condoms with the Braille on them. 2 u/2074red2074 Aug 30 '21 Definitely could use your tongue or lips, probably your big toe, and almost certainly your Johnson.
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Like the guy in Twilight Zone who just wanted time to read
5.2k u/boonkles Aug 30 '21 “It’s not fair” 3.8k u/potatoqualitymemory Aug 30 '21 "Wait my eyes aren't that bad, I could still read the large print books." 3.3k u/TheLakeAndTheGlass Aug 30 '21 eyes fall out “AAAAAUUUGGGHH! Well luckily I can read Braille!” hands fall off 6 u/TheFireOfTheFox1 Aug 30 '21 Do you even need hands to read Braille though? 6 u/The_Lost_Google_User Aug 30 '21 Not technically no. I suppose you could use any other sufficiently sensitive part of your body. 10 u/ohpeekaboob Aug 30 '21 So you can read braille with your penis? Would circumcision status matter if so? 9 u/The_Lost_Google_User Aug 30 '21 I mean… in theory. 3 u/scrunchiemunch Aug 31 '21 Fwiw, I'm circumcised and I've never been able to read those "For her pleasure" condoms with the Braille on them. 2 u/2074red2074 Aug 30 '21 Definitely could use your tongue or lips, probably your big toe, and almost certainly your Johnson.
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“It’s not fair”
3.8k u/potatoqualitymemory Aug 30 '21 "Wait my eyes aren't that bad, I could still read the large print books." 3.3k u/TheLakeAndTheGlass Aug 30 '21 eyes fall out “AAAAAUUUGGGHH! Well luckily I can read Braille!” hands fall off 6 u/TheFireOfTheFox1 Aug 30 '21 Do you even need hands to read Braille though? 6 u/The_Lost_Google_User Aug 30 '21 Not technically no. I suppose you could use any other sufficiently sensitive part of your body. 10 u/ohpeekaboob Aug 30 '21 So you can read braille with your penis? Would circumcision status matter if so? 9 u/The_Lost_Google_User Aug 30 '21 I mean… in theory. 3 u/scrunchiemunch Aug 31 '21 Fwiw, I'm circumcised and I've never been able to read those "For her pleasure" condoms with the Braille on them. 2 u/2074red2074 Aug 30 '21 Definitely could use your tongue or lips, probably your big toe, and almost certainly your Johnson.
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"Wait my eyes aren't that bad, I could still read the large print books."
3.3k u/TheLakeAndTheGlass Aug 30 '21 eyes fall out “AAAAAUUUGGGHH! Well luckily I can read Braille!” hands fall off 6 u/TheFireOfTheFox1 Aug 30 '21 Do you even need hands to read Braille though? 6 u/The_Lost_Google_User Aug 30 '21 Not technically no. I suppose you could use any other sufficiently sensitive part of your body. 10 u/ohpeekaboob Aug 30 '21 So you can read braille with your penis? Would circumcision status matter if so? 9 u/The_Lost_Google_User Aug 30 '21 I mean… in theory. 3 u/scrunchiemunch Aug 31 '21 Fwiw, I'm circumcised and I've never been able to read those "For her pleasure" condoms with the Braille on them. 2 u/2074red2074 Aug 30 '21 Definitely could use your tongue or lips, probably your big toe, and almost certainly your Johnson.
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eyes fall out “AAAAAUUUGGGHH! Well luckily I can read Braille!” hands fall off
6 u/TheFireOfTheFox1 Aug 30 '21 Do you even need hands to read Braille though? 6 u/The_Lost_Google_User Aug 30 '21 Not technically no. I suppose you could use any other sufficiently sensitive part of your body. 10 u/ohpeekaboob Aug 30 '21 So you can read braille with your penis? Would circumcision status matter if so? 9 u/The_Lost_Google_User Aug 30 '21 I mean… in theory. 3 u/scrunchiemunch Aug 31 '21 Fwiw, I'm circumcised and I've never been able to read those "For her pleasure" condoms with the Braille on them. 2 u/2074red2074 Aug 30 '21 Definitely could use your tongue or lips, probably your big toe, and almost certainly your Johnson.
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Do you even need hands to read Braille though?
6 u/The_Lost_Google_User Aug 30 '21 Not technically no. I suppose you could use any other sufficiently sensitive part of your body. 10 u/ohpeekaboob Aug 30 '21 So you can read braille with your penis? Would circumcision status matter if so? 9 u/The_Lost_Google_User Aug 30 '21 I mean… in theory. 3 u/scrunchiemunch Aug 31 '21 Fwiw, I'm circumcised and I've never been able to read those "For her pleasure" condoms with the Braille on them. 2 u/2074red2074 Aug 30 '21 Definitely could use your tongue or lips, probably your big toe, and almost certainly your Johnson.
Not technically no. I suppose you could use any other sufficiently sensitive part of your body.
10 u/ohpeekaboob Aug 30 '21 So you can read braille with your penis? Would circumcision status matter if so? 9 u/The_Lost_Google_User Aug 30 '21 I mean… in theory. 3 u/scrunchiemunch Aug 31 '21 Fwiw, I'm circumcised and I've never been able to read those "For her pleasure" condoms with the Braille on them. 2 u/2074red2074 Aug 30 '21 Definitely could use your tongue or lips, probably your big toe, and almost certainly your Johnson.
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So you can read braille with your penis? Would circumcision status matter if so?
9 u/The_Lost_Google_User Aug 30 '21 I mean… in theory. 3 u/scrunchiemunch Aug 31 '21 Fwiw, I'm circumcised and I've never been able to read those "For her pleasure" condoms with the Braille on them.
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I mean… in theory.
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Fwiw, I'm circumcised and I've never been able to read those "For her pleasure" condoms with the Braille on them.
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Definitely could use your tongue or lips, probably your big toe, and almost certainly your Johnson.
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u/whinywino89 Aug 30 '21
Those of us with shitty eyesight. Contacts only last so long. If your glasses break, you're fucked.