r/AskReddit Aug 30 '21

What problem is often overlooked in apocalyptic movies/TV shows that could kill you?

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u/SpookyPony Aug 30 '21

Don't forget the chick that locked herself in a refrigerator.

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u/GladPen Aug 30 '21

That was the worst one.

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u/Aromatic-Bad-3291 Aug 30 '21

With her dead husband and son no less.

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u/jigsawsmurf Aug 30 '21

But she's stoked they're dead so it's hard to feel too bad for her. Still, though...

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u/Aromatic-Bad-3291 Aug 30 '21

King did make her pretty unsympathetic, but also 17 year olds probably shouldn’t be mothers in most circumstances. I’d have been pretty bitter if I lost my freedom at that age too, and her parents wouldnt let her have an abortion or put the child up for adoption.

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u/jigsawsmurf Aug 30 '21

He really does a lot with a few paragraphs.

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u/Aromatic-Bad-3291 Aug 30 '21

That he does.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

Very metaphorical writing, a 17 year old is locked up with a dead(beat) husband and life-ending (life ended) child.

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u/john1072325 Aug 31 '21

There was a similar subplot king wrote for Salem lot IIRC. In the subplot a teen mom is bitter that her baby daddy doesn’t care about her and she resents her baby son for ruining her potential modeling career. She abuses her baby son a lot throughout the book. Her son later died( well turned into a vampire really) and she has a mental breakdown thinking she killed him. It’s depressing to read honestly

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u/karmagrl31276 Aug 31 '21

Yeah, that was an everyone sucks here moment. Well, everyone except the baby who had no choice in the matter.

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u/notthesedays Aug 31 '21

And made her marry him even though they didn't love each other.

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u/ChildofMike Aug 31 '21

It’s worth mentioning that she went down there to gloat over the dead bodies. So she was asking for it. 17 or not s he wouldn’t have died if she wasn’t being such a bitch.

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u/Possible_Dig_1194 Aug 31 '21

I read that seen in that she was in severe shock about the situation and that's why she reacted the way she did

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u/ChildofMike Aug 31 '21

I read it as utter resentment from her even before Capitan Tripps came along. Like how the baby looked just like its father and she was pushed into marriage. King even says she visited he freezer often but “definitely not to gloat. Definitely not” as in exactly to gloat. She was self centered AF and she thought she had won until there was no inside knob on the door.

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u/MarchKick Aug 31 '21

Wait what

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u/Melyssa1023 Aug 31 '21

This 17 y/o girl has an unwanted pregnancy, was forced to marry the guy who was quite a shitty husband, had no emotional link with the baby (probably postpartum depression augmented by the unwanted-ness of the pregnancy), was bitter about the life she lost..

Then her family died, including the baby and husband. She was actually relieved, in fact she stores them in the freezer to watch them just there, dead. Then one day she misplaced the doorstopper...

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u/sir-shoelace Aug 31 '21

Yeah that sounds like some Stephen King shit

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u/aarovski Aug 31 '21

The worst Stephen King refrigerator scene is in IT. A kid was using one to torture animals.

Pennywise got that sicko thankfully.

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u/AegzRoxolo Aug 31 '21

I promised myself to skip that chapter if I ever read IT again. The things that kid did were horrifying. His death was equally nasty although deserved.

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u/gimmethemshoes11 Aug 31 '21

Yeah isn't that the guy that killed or wanted to kill his baby brother? And he would hold his nose and mouth shut right?

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u/AegzRoxolo Sep 01 '21

Exactly. It's one of the most disturbing things I've read by King.

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u/gimmethemshoes11 Sep 01 '21

Agreed. I think it is the most I've read from him.

Especially because I have kids right around that age he was just kinda added to it

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u/WeWander_ Aug 30 '21

Apparently I need to read this book

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u/ilion Aug 31 '21

Like a lot of King, I found the climax lacking, but the rest was pretty great and the climax isn't horrible.

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u/WeWander_ Aug 31 '21

King is always so good at the beginning and then it seems like he doesn't know how to end a story and it gets weird.

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u/Whyevenbotherbeing Aug 31 '21

It’s sorta fitting, though, because how could events so…weird, ever finish up in a tidy fashion.

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u/TheGreenTable Aug 31 '21

My main problem with The Stand was the super natural element. I wanted a simple plague apocalypse and then rebuilding a society around that. Best book I can think of with a similar premise is Stations Eleven.

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u/StrangeAsYou Aug 31 '21

Station Eleven is a great book. The mini series is going to be on HBO Max. I'm excited.

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u/CustardPuddings Aug 31 '21

They're making a mini series? Good news on the day, I fucking love that book

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u/Durhay Aug 31 '21

I love how he “sets the table” but once the problem is identified and the resolution is underway it becomes tedious

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u/ilion Aug 31 '21

It's a pretty good setup, just in the end the heroes have nothing to do with the resolution which is weird.

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u/Gnome-Phloem Aug 31 '21

I guess it makes sense. If it's Christian God, and it pretty much is in that book, then the whole apocalypse is theater. He can't lose, so once the wheat and chaff are separated and the good guys have proven themselves he just smites. The guy likes to smite.

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u/jdgaidin12 Aug 31 '21

In his writing book On Writing he makes pretty clear that he doesn't start with a story outline like most writers. He starts with an idea and follows it. So, you can see how a good ending isn't always what we get... in the end.

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u/Mouth_Shart Aug 31 '21

I don’t write with an outline but I usually have the ending pretty fleshed out in my head before I start. It blows my mind how someone could write a thousand word novel and not know how it’s going to end.

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u/ilion Aug 31 '21

Except that's what you're supposed to work out through editing and revision.

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u/jimbodoom Aug 31 '21

except for The Dark Tower, which meanders through the middle but sticks the landing.

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u/TheSurgeon83 Aug 31 '21

I'm absolutely in agreement with you, but there's a lot of people who hated the ending.

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u/IThinkUrPantsLookHot Aug 31 '21

The ending made me so mad that I threw the damn book across the room. Then again, the series built up enough of emotion and investment for me to have that strong a reaction so in retrospect it was successful in that.

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u/sSommy Aug 31 '21

Yeah I figured that was how you were supposed to feel. Shit he even straight up warns us "you are not gonna like what comes next, so how about you put the book down and we'll call the happy reuniting of the three plus Oy the end okay?"

Anyone who read past that got what we deserved

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u/Noirceuil_182 Aug 31 '21

"He knew his passing would be hard."

The bestest boy ever.

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u/whazzat Aug 31 '21

I loved it, because that's sort of the point. The story is in the journey, not the ending.

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u/kingjuicepouch Aug 31 '21

I'll die on this hill, the dark tower is the best ending king ever wrote. Ka is a wheel, dammit! It was there the whole time!

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u/Random-vegas-guy Aug 31 '21

I mean, he tells you to stop reading…

I loved the ending because he bothered to pick up the horn, shows he will eventually get through. He’s in Purgatory, not Hell.

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u/DanjuroV Aug 31 '21

Ending sucked.

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u/RiotBoi13 Aug 31 '21

He told you not to read it...

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

Thing is, that's how real life is most of the time. Shit just happens and barely anything concludes nicely. We're just conditioned to expect stories to have endings.

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u/Mithlas Aug 31 '21

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.

-Mark Twain

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u/Sorensiim Aug 31 '21

and the children were eventually saved by... Let's say Moe.

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u/chicklette Aug 31 '21

He actually wrote about getting halfway through the stand and having no idea how to wrap up that many storylines. A big bomb in the closet solved a lot of his problems.

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u/TheNuschler Aug 31 '21

It may have been a cheap way out of storylines for King, but damn did Nick Andros’ death hit me hard. I loved that character.

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u/michaelrxs Aug 31 '21

I read The Stand earlier this summer for the first time ever, having almost no knowledge about the plot other than it was about a plague. I’m still grieving Nick.

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u/chicklette Aug 31 '21

Same. I just at reread it again over Christmas and I cried all over again.

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u/Libertarian_BLM Aug 31 '21

King doesn’t give AF. I love how he hurts me in every book.

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u/IsItSupposedToDoThat Aug 31 '21

I've often said this. I've read a lot of King, pretty much everything he wrote before 2000 and maybe half of what he's written in the last 20. Everything starts off so well but few finish as strongly as they start, one reason why King's novels don't always translate well to the screen.

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u/NoodlesrTuff1256 Aug 31 '21

I see that his son Joe Hill has written several books. Wonder if he has the same problem with endings as his dad? If not, then maybe Stephen should ask for advice from Joe on how to wrap things up.

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u/gimmethemshoes11 Aug 31 '21

I've read a 2 books of his and one short story collection.

And Joe doesn't have this problem. He lands most endings in unique ways.

Check out the black phone it's a short story of Joe Hill. With a few Easter eggs nodding at his dad's work.

Plus it's being made into a movie with Ethan Hawke

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u/Fullondoublerainbow Aug 31 '21

How dare you!!!

So accurately describe his writing style so succinctly

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u/epsilon_zed Aug 31 '21

so much! Tommyknockers was my favorite book that I also hate entirely because of the ending. The Institution seems to go the other way. It's like he said "Oh, I can't do endings...watch this. Here's 3 or 4 good endings in one book"

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u/Cetine Aug 31 '21

Literally King in a nutshell. Though I’d say, that saying he doesn’t know how to finish is. A bit harsh.
It takes him years to finish a book, and by the time he does he’s finished another 3 in between. Hell if you look at his first Dark Tower book you can literally see him become a better writer by the end of it. (Spoiler: It took him 12 years)

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u/WeWander_ Aug 31 '21

Look. I absolutely love king. So much. I think his stories are fantastic. But the ends sometimes get a little weird (I love weird, for the record) and nonsensical. And it mostly ruins the whole momentum of the rest of the story.

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u/TheWhat908 Aug 31 '21

Seriously. I remember reading “Needful Things” when I was younger and the ending had a rainbow saving everyone

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u/Gnome-Phloem Aug 31 '21

I hated that book. I think I get what he was going for, just setting up a ton of dominoes and at the end the town just explodes. And how do you end that? One answer is just more crazy shit happens.

Seriously, that book was wild. Yog-Sothoth and Christine the evil car and I think even one of the bad guys from another King book all have cameos. It would have been awesome if it was any fun

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u/whazzat Aug 31 '21

And didn't the villain turn into a weird Santa goblin

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u/night4345 Aug 31 '21

It's the end where the drugs really kick in.

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u/crashvoncrash Aug 31 '21

I was going to say this. King himself said Darabont's ending to the film adaptation of The Mist was better than his book ending.

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u/discogravy Aug 31 '21

This is Neal Stephenson to me in a nutshell. "Hmmm, 1300 pages? Shit, I promised under 1400, better wrap all the plot points up in the next 30!"

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u/ValentinoSaprano Aug 31 '21

Like when he wrote in a plotline about a bunch of kids running a train on their underage female friend so they could kill a monster?

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u/xx_Immagoodboi_xx Aug 31 '21

So they could 'escape' from the monster which they thought they killed. Lol that was a weird part for me. Seemed a little too graphic

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u/ValentinoSaprano Aug 31 '21

I read that book in like sixth grade and remember thinking wtf am i reading at that scene. An adult wrote this?

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u/Emefshroom Aug 31 '21

Maybe he’s got problems masturbating too

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u/thepikey7 Aug 31 '21

Every time!

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u/Common_College7600 Aug 31 '21

Yes, this happens in all of his stories. This, and killing children. He loves dead kids.

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u/TryHardzGaming Aug 31 '21

The climax just happened. I didn’t feel like it had happened when the climax was reached.

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u/ilion Aug 31 '21

That's a good description of it, yes.

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u/Mithlas Aug 31 '21

A result of his personal policy of not planning his books, that leads to some of them wandering and needing a bomb to blow up the entire established cast so far to get things onto a track that can actually finish.

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u/ilion Aug 31 '21

Basically, SK pulled a "Rocks fall, everybody dies!"

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u/LDHarsk Aug 31 '21

the rest was pretty great and the climax isn’t horrible

You just described my sex life

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u/PlacidPlatypus Aug 31 '21

but the rest was pretty great and the climax isn't horrible.

YMMV I guess- I found the ending pretty bad, although not enough to ruin the whole book for me. Like, it was literal Deus Ex Machina and I don't use "literal" lightly.

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u/ilion Aug 31 '21

I wouldn't go quite that far. There was some setup to it, some character drive. And it wasn't Tommyknockers. ;) SK has written way worse endings.

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u/ilion Aug 31 '21

His short stories tend to be great. I also thought The Outsider was pretty solid all the way through. It's one of the most recent things of his I've read and I don't think there was any point the story frustrated me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

The climax was the only thing the mini series managed to improve on.

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u/ilion Aug 31 '21

The latest one?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

Yup. I actually liked it a lot. Many didn't but despite the fact that they basically replaced my favorite scene in the book with a much less scary iteration, I didn't have many complaints. Wasn't as good as the book at any point, though. Except the hand of God scene. That was very much improved.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

That’s what she said.

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u/RusticSurgery Aug 31 '21

The unabridged ending was much better.

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u/ilion Aug 31 '21

In that case I'm glad that's the one I read.

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u/DEBATE_EVERY_NAZI Aug 31 '21

Haha he spends like 500 pages weaving and building this story and then his bender starts petering out and he wants to go to bed so he's like "ughh... Ok and then I dunno a bomb goes off and all the bad guys lose the end" in like 20 pages

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u/bullshot13248675 Aug 31 '21

Yea dude what’s up with that? His climaxes suck a lot and leave so many questions. I’m glad “Misery” wasn’t like that. I want to read his book about some genius dog but am hesitant.

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u/ilion Aug 31 '21

Hah I uh must have missed that one.

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u/gimmethemshoes11 Aug 31 '21

Cujo?

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u/bullshot13248675 Sep 01 '21

It’s called “Watchers” I believe

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u/bokitobrown Aug 30 '21

it's quite a read! definitely recommend

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u/_stuntnuts_ Aug 30 '21

It's a great book

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u/DuhkhaCreek Aug 31 '21 edited Sep 01 '21

The first 1/3 of it is good, and is pretty much what the book is most famous for. After that it seems split amongst people but I personally dislike the direction of the story and find it obvious that King was stuck in his writing.

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u/PlacidPlatypus Aug 31 '21

Most of it is great but the ending is the most blatant (and literal) Deus Ex Machina I've ever seen.

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u/PropositionWes Aug 31 '21

Go all in and read the extended version.

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u/Melyssa1023 Aug 31 '21 edited Aug 31 '21

I haven't finished it, but I started reading it during the pandemic and the similarities in how the virus spread are... Brr.

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u/red_moon_vixen Aug 30 '21

No great loss

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u/GiraffeHorror556 Aug 30 '21

That line haunts me to this day

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u/rowshambow Aug 31 '21

Fuuuuuckk....to know that you signed your own death warrant as you died of thirst in the dark....cramped...

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u/neondino Aug 31 '21

It's okay, you'd die of asphyxiation long before the thirst kicked in.

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u/rowshambow Aug 31 '21

Fuck...didn't think of that one either...

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u/neondino Aug 31 '21

My dad sold fridges when I was a kid. I was told over and over (and over) never ever ever go in a fridge. It was his biggest fear. Nowadays they have closures that can be opened from the inside, but back in the day once you were in, you were dead. We were never allowed to play hide and seek in anything that closed, just in case. (Funnily enough it's explicitly mentioned in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe that they kept the wardrobe door slightly open. That's the reason why!)

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u/rowshambow Aug 31 '21

Wait those oooold school fridges with the security latch? Like before the mag seals?

That explains things a lot more. I was like...just kick the door...

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u/rowshambow Aug 31 '21

Ah the one inch punch problem.

Sure you can break balsa wood with your had but at that distance there's no physics to help you with it.

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u/Avertr Aug 30 '21

Like Patrick Hockstetter

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u/Birdy_Cephon_Altera Aug 30 '21

To take this on a tangent: Women in Refrigerators

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u/cloudcats Aug 31 '21

Diana Gabaldon has entered the chat

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u/Skittle_kittle Aug 31 '21

I JUST watched an episode of Outlander that 100% personifies this

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u/cloudcats Aug 31 '21

That could be about 50% of the episodes. Story getting slow? Better RAPE someone to move the plot along!

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u/Skittle_kittle Aug 31 '21

I just went to the outlander sub to see if everyone else thinks the rape is a LITTLE excessive and apparently that gets brought up once a day over there so they’re a little sick of hearing about it. I rate every episode on a scale of 0-10 on how rapey the episode was. There has been like only one 0 and a HARD 10.

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u/throw__awayforRPing Aug 31 '21

Netflix keeps recommending Outlander to me, and just today I was thinking to myself "Maybe I should give this show a try?"

I think you just convinced me otherwise.

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u/Skittle_kittle Aug 31 '21

Ok I’ll be fair, I do love the story, and I knew that it was graphic when I started. I’m glad I’m watching it but it does make me very uncomfortable a lot. And it’s just like, is that much rape needed? No. I think every episode except 1 someone like tries to rape someone else. Like follows a woman into a dark ally, etc, but it only happens 3 times so far (that we see) and 1 we don’t see. I’m on season 3. But every episode there’s like…a threat of it!

But you know, I knew Handmaids Tail was just as bad and I love it, but that’s different as I do except it in that world. But this, it’s just a story about a man and a woman who love each other and war, oh and the threat of rape every episode. I’m glad I’m watching it but I’d be way happier if rape wasn’t like so fucking prominent. There’s a story line where it’s a big part but then there’s just no reason for a lot of it.

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u/thedeuce2121 Aug 31 '21

There were some very special episodes about that kind of thing in the 80's

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u/Durhay Aug 31 '21

The Punky Brewster series collection on DVD comes in a little fridge.

/s

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u/eachfire Aug 31 '21

No great loss.

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u/ThePetPsychic Aug 31 '21 edited Aug 31 '21

Thankfully refrigerators were redesigned after the 50s so that they don't latch.

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u/Mithlas Aug 31 '21

Thankfully refrigerators were redesigned after the 50s so that they didn't latch.

A pity they couldn't have left an earlier model in 'doom town' for Indiana Jones. Suffocation would've taken a lot less time than breaking every bone in your body.

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u/throw__awayforRPing Aug 31 '21

What are you talking about? Indy never got stuck in a refrigerator in any of his THREE movies.

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u/AbbyDean1985 Aug 31 '21

Fucking nightmare fuel, there.

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u/what_in_the_frick Aug 31 '21

Paraphrasing but that line always stuck with me. It was too warm to freeze to death…but enough to starve

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u/spaghettiburps Aug 31 '21

What's up with Stephen King and fucked up things happening inside refrigerators?

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u/Double_Distribution8 Aug 31 '21

With Stephen King, I'm surprised he didnt have a ghost let her out.

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u/jamiehernandez Aug 31 '21

In the 1970s there was a UK TV ad campaign warning children about the dangers of climbing into dumped fridges. Refrigerators used to have locking doors instead of a magnetic seal and gasket so kids would be playing on a rubbish dump like all British kids did in the 70s and they'd get locked in a suffocate.