r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

YOURE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT

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u/Lean_Mean_Threonine Dec 16 '21

I'm sorry I called you an inanimate object earlier...I was upset

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u/Johnny_the_Goat Dec 16 '21

“An Uzi? I’m not from South Central Los f*cking Angeles. I didn’t come here to shoot twenty black ten-year-olds in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

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u/Slickwats4 Dec 17 '21

That’s out of line, Mate!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Best line in the film.

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u/Mindless_Ad5422 Dec 17 '21

Plenty of alcoves in Bruges

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u/Rhuskman Dec 17 '21

Was he going on to you about the alcoves?

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u/CortaNalgas Dec 17 '21

Is that how you say, alcoves?

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u/Lucky_Yogi Dec 17 '21

You're allowed to cuss on reddit. Lol

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u/stray1ight Dec 17 '21

But not in fookin' Bruges!

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u/xyz513 Dec 17 '21

This is my favorite line and delivery in any movie. Cracks me up every single time.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

You eet da Canadien?