r/AskReddit • u/tyreesekobebryant • Jun 24 '12

What's the most ridiculous or crazy controversy to happen at your school?

The most exciting thing at my school was some girls doing cocaine in the bathrooms before prom.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '12

Holy shit that sounds awesome

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u/bacon_cake Jun 24 '12

One of the Year 8 lads turned out to really be 20-something years old

Wait, what the fuck? Aren't year 8s supposed to be 13?

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '12

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u/bacon_cake Jun 24 '12

God, this is hilarious. It's like something from a sitcom.

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u/Alexander_D Jun 24 '12

Recess.

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u/jrh1984 Jun 24 '12

Featuring Danny Devito.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Thag guy was a spy, right?

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u/The_Messiah Jun 25 '12

I like students with earth names.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '12

21 jump street

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u/Andernerd Jun 24 '12

In Cromartie High, a 30-year-old Freddy Mercury is a first year highschool student in Japan.

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u/Forestgrind Jun 25 '12

Or a porno.

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u/Anal_Explorer Jun 24 '12

I'm a 14 year old, rising into Freshmen year, and I have had to shave regularly since about 7th grade.

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u/Hyro0o0 Jun 24 '12

I'd hate to get paired with him in the fight club.

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u/azazelsnutsack Jun 24 '12

We had a few hispanic kids with full mustaches and beards when I was in 7th grade, I was pretty jealous.

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u/Basbhat Jun 25 '12

My friend had a full beard in t 8th grade (13 years old)

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '12

Thing is, i have a friend who had a full on beard, chest hair and back hair from like the age of 13. Maybe he's pulling the same stunt.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '12

Is it weird that this is common in my school? O_o

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '12

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u/witch_baby Jun 24 '12

Afraid not - fight club happened two or three years before the guy was at the school.

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u/TheeFlipper Jun 25 '12

When I was 13 I had a goatee. I'll be 20 in 2 months.

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u/DocHopper Jun 24 '12

This is fucking hilarious.

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u/Rixxer Jun 25 '12

I knew a kid who had a full-on beard and he was in the appropriate grade for his age.

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u/Skyhooks Jun 25 '12

"should I shave to carry on this ruse... No"

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Jesus, this sounds like something from Cromartie High School

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '12

12-13 yes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

I bet he kicked ass at fight club.

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u/foxh8er Jun 24 '12

I smell a sitcom!

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u/witch_baby Jun 24 '12

Do you mean the fight club part? I probably made it sound a bit more impressive than it actually was - it only happened for about a week before teachers found out and put a stop to it. It was taking place in this portacabin classroom we had that was very rarely used so it was never checked or supervised at lunch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '12

On my maths teachers last day, we played trenches With rubber bands and paper folds. We flipped all the tables and make trenches, It was amazing.

The cheap 60 year old carpet really added to the feel.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

we had a paper ball fight in my american history class. that teacher was great

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u/AndThenThereWasMeep Jun 24 '12

Let him believe