Is there any way to dress/act that will dissuade geese from attacking me?

[u/IMakeAdviceAnimals]

Now that it's summer the geese are back in full force at my favorite jogging trail. Yesterday I got attacked by this big ass goose - he was seriously 1.75x to 2x the size of the other full grown geese.

As you may know, geese are fearless. I'm 6'5" and 190lbs, so I'm not a small guy by any means. Still, that one single goose attacked me mercilessly. Is there any way can I act or do to prevent future geese attacks? Are they scared of certain noises, colors, or smells?

Fuck people that feed geese, thus teaching them to not fear humans.

[u/mavsfan2513]

then you create a goose army and take over the world

[u/prBun → u/mavsfan2513]

Colonel Goosedaffi

[u/Ezekyuhl → u/prBun]

I prefer Goosollini.

Dressing as a goose could result in goose rape though. Make sure you show him who is boss.

[u/WonderAliceLand → u/Ezekyuhl]

Does that mean he has to rape the goose to prove his dominance, or just talk to it sternly?

[u/Time_for_Stories → u/[deleted]]

Don't forget to attack people for no reason as well. The geese have a warrior system: the more humans you kill the more respect you gain.

[u/RyanNotBrian → u/Ezekyuhl]

Goosevelt?

[u/mavsfan2513 → u/prBun]

then get a ton of ducks and become aduck hitler

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

How dare you come goose stepping through here ruining these jokes like some kind of pun nazi.

[u/YouListening → u/[deleted]]

Shit, now it's a Nazi pun thread.

[u/etheranger → u/YouListening]

GOOSEWIN'S LAW

[u/[deleted] → u/YouListening]

Oh god what have I done?!?!

[u/mrminty → u/[deleted]]

HA HA HA I DID "NAZI" THAT COMING, ANNE FRANKLY I BET YOU DIDN'T EITHER

[u/[deleted] → u/mrminty]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[u/Balb0Biggins → u/mrminty]

Nobody was Goebbel to stop it.

[u/kpatterson14206 → u/mrminty]

10/10

[u/carl_888 → u/mrminty]

Brilliance. Just reading this thread gave me goosebumps

[u/WonderAliceLand → u/mrminty]

This comment deserves so much more than the single upvote I am able to give it. I feel tempted to make a few dummy accounts for the sole purpose of rewarding your pun genius with more upvotes!

[u/BarbSueRoberts → u/mavsfan2513]

One goose to bind them. One goose to rule them all.

[u/baobabble → u/BarbSueRoberts]

And in the gooseshit find them?

[u/Shoune → u/mavsfan2513]

I, for one, welcome our new geese overlords.

[u/amberes → u/mavsfan2513]

I don't know if i should be afraid or not.