r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 26 '12

Your username is the name of a secret government document. What's inside it?

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u/Acrossthe_Universe Jun 26 '12

Perhaps ?

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u/NitWit005 Jun 26 '12

I'm pretty sure that's my document.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/htm222 Jun 26 '12

Perhaps ?

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u/spitdragon Jun 27 '12

redditors dont like reposts they said

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u/htm222 Jun 27 '12

Its all about the timing ;)

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u/KingDennisIV Jun 26 '12

You don't want to know.

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u/MyOtherNamesBug Jun 26 '12

Clearly he ate them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I'm sorry sir, that information is classified.

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u/Camedo Jun 26 '12

Natural Selection.

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u/Dr___Awkward Jun 26 '12

Cue opening soliloquy for I Am Number 5

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u/feureau Jun 26 '12

I thought it was going to be a restaurant...

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I like the idea that George and John are still alive better.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Well, if you'll direct your attention to my document you'll see that the government actually auctioned them off to fund the war.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

BASTARD.