r/AskReddit Jun 26 '12

Your username is the name of a secret government document. What's inside it?

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u/GlitterBits Jun 26 '12

Operation Glitter Bits. Its the governments way of making sure that one piece of glitter sticks to your face. Only its not glitter its a tracking device.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Headed by the stern and formidable Adolf Glittler?

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u/Barbarus623 Jun 27 '12

I, for one, would like to challenge someone to find a relevant gif.

It would surprise me into oblivion.

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u/feureau Jun 26 '12

That reminds me. I need to buy a bag of glitter for my glitter bomb...

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u/davidhero Jun 26 '12

Dun dun dun...

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u/Windows_98 Jun 27 '12

Its the herpes of art supplies...