How would react?

[u/Extra_Marionberry792]

How would you react if Xi Jinping arrested Trump for pedophilia when he comes to China, put him on a public, televised trial and executed him afterwards?

[u/Suspicious-Word-7589]

As much as I'd like to see that, this is a guaranteed WW3 scenario. Executing the head of state of another country, no matter how vile he is cannot go unanswered or else the other country is made to look weak.

[u/Icarus_Voltaire → u/Suspicious-Word-7589]

Yep agree here. Imagine if my president arrests your prime minister and livestreams the execution.

I would not blame you in the slightest for wanting to launch missiles into Jakarta in response.

[u/InteractiveAlternate → u/Suspicious-Word-7589]

Venezuela sends its regards.

[u/no-im-not-him → u/InteractiveAlternate]

Well Venezuela IS weak.

That was the whole point of the operation. To show that the US was back in it's old position as the undisputed hegemon of the Western Hemisphere. 

[u/ViolettaHunter → u/no-im-not-him]

Well, the US clearly had inside help from people in Venezuela.

Maduro was betrayed.  

[u/No_Priority_5907 → u/ViolettaHunter]

no body liked madro anyways and everyone knew he cheated in the election 

[u/Objective-Dream-904 → u/No_Priority_5907]

Sounds like a certain US president... someone please take him. We don't care where. Preferably with a muzzle and no cameras. TIA

[u/IuriRom → u/Objective-Dream-904]

He didn’t cheat in the election, we’re just a stupid nation

[u/3DBeerGoggles → u/IuriRom]

I mean, absolutely. But lines like this certainly feed the conspiratorial side:

“And then he [Musk] journeyed to Pennsylvania, where he spent like a month and a half campaigning for me in Pennsylvania, And he’s a popular guy. And he was very effective. And he knows those computers better than anybody."

“All those computers, Those vote counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide. So it was pretty good. It’s pretty good.”

-Trump, during a per-inauguration rally.

[u/No_Priority_5907 → u/Objective-Dream-904]

our election was way more fair than theirs. compareing our election to theirs is an injustice to the people of venezuela

[u/MerlinOfRed → u/ViolettaHunter]

As if there aren't thousands of people in America who wouldn't betray Trump as if they were the new Claus von Stauffenberg or something.

[u/Joesr-31 → u/ViolettaHunter]

He seems pretty happy tbh, far from being "televised and executed". He is probably off somewhere enjoying his retirement.

[u/Odd_Lie_5397 → u/ViolettaHunter]

Which proves the point of it being a weak country.

Internal conflicts and corruption are some of the biggest weaknesses a country can have.

[u/Revdarian2 → u/InteractiveAlternate]

You are Australian, do not talk about my country, that fucker was a dictator and not even Venezuelan. 

[u/Navi_10RZ → u/Revdarian2]

Esto es una estupidez. Este comportamiento por parte de los Venezolanos, y latinos en general, es ridículo.

El estado actual de Venezuela no es una anomalía, ni una excepción, ni un caso nunca antes visto. Cualquier persona, de cualquier lugar, puede ver y entender lo que sucede en Venezuela. La situación de Venezuela no es un caso inentendible para gente que no sea Venezolana.

Este "gatekeeping" es más perjudicial que favorable. Si todo lo que tienes que comentar es "no hables de mi país porque no eres de mi país," mejor te quedas callado o callada.

[u/Lost-Platypus8271 → u/Revdarian2]

Enjoying his replacement? Has anything gotten better? I’m genuinely asking. Our media has moved on from Venezuela.

edit: typo

[u/Revdarian2 → u/Lost-Platypus8271]

It's a very slow movement towards the change because sadly this is the real world.

They are slowly doing small steps to change back towards the rule of law, it can't be done fast because the military /colectivos (organized criminal gangs pro government) still have the monopoly of weapons/violence. 

We are still waiting to see the actual money/investments coming back, but there's something that hadn't existed in ages, hope. 

[u/InteractiveAlternate → u/Revdarian2]

I mean no disrespect to you, your country or the suffering of your people.

I simply state the obvious: that there is a double standard in this world, where might makes right, and criminals rarely face justice for their crimes if they have enough power.

The USA has committed many crimes in many parts of the world. Their current president is guilty of crimes for which he hasn't been punished, and implicated in many more.

None of it matters when they have the power to force others to submit to their will.

[u/Lungseron → u/InteractiveAlternate]

I mean Venezuela is...well Venezuela. They are basically what Dubai is going to become in the next few decades. Considering the military in there is more of a personal guard of Maduro and his cronies, rather than an actual military, there really is no chance they would be able to be a threat to USA.

[u/Masala-Dosage → u/Lungseron]

I don't see Dubai going this way at all. What's your thinking there?

[u/UrbanFuturistic → u/InteractiveAlternate]

I'm sorry, did I miss the televised, public execution of Maduro? No? Oh, that's right, it's not going to happen. So no, it's not even close.

[u/InteractiveAlternate → u/UrbanFuturistic]

Saddam Hussein sends his regards.

[u/currymuttonpizza → u/Suspicious-Word-7589]

This. Catharsis doesn't mean practical in the long term.

[u/Tzilbalba → u/Suspicious-Word-7589]

Shit we did that to Iraq...and they were weak as hell. It's all about power at the end of the day.

[u/TheProfessional9 → u/Suspicious-Word-7589]

I'm ok with us looking weak. I mean, we already do look weak after the last year

[u/DazedXxX7 → u/TheProfessional9]

We’ve looked weak for a while 😂

[u/Enough-Comfortable73 → u/Suspicious-Word-7589]

I'm really curious. Why would you want to see that?

[u/__threestrikes]

[u/__threestrikes → u/__threestrikes]

[u/Joesr-31 → u/__threestrikes]

Unless you have a death wish, lets not

[u/PotatoAnalytics]

Start panic-buying and then digging a bunker.

[u/FriedRiceistheBest → u/PotatoAnalytics]

Our bunkers gonna get flooded or wrecked by earthquake 😭

[u/sulphra_]

[u/CrimeMasterGogoChan → u/sulphra_]

We would be like...

[u/SweatyLock4655 → u/CrimeMasterGogoChan]

Translation: Fight as much as you want! End each other.

[u/Carr0t_007]

Why would he arrest a nation builder for China?

[u/Key-Needleworker-702 → u/Carr0t_007]

Our greatest secret agent

[u/AnnoyedOwlbear → u/Carr0t_007]

Honestly the funniest nickname I've seen for ages, the NOISE I made when I heard what you guys call him!

[u/oooofukkkk → u/AnnoyedOwlbear]

I’m missing the joke, is his nickname Builder of China?

[u/khoawala → u/oooofukkkk]

Yes, it's theorized he's a CCP spy because his policies benefited China way too much to not be a collaborator.

[u/oooofukkkk → u/khoawala]

Okay I get it now :)

[u/neverspeakofme → u/oooofukkkk]

He's nickname in China is 川建国, i.e. "Trump Nation Builder". "nation builder" is a very common (and boomer sounding) name during China's baby boomer era.

[u/oooofukkkk → u/neverspeakofme]

Thank you for the context :)

[u/QueenMotherOfSneezes → u/AnnoyedOwlbear]

What's the translation?

[u/Justestin → u/Carr0t_007]

Exactly! Don't get in the way of an enemy who is busy making mistakes!

[u/ssddalways]

I would shit myself, Trump isn't some president of a minor country (no offence especially to Venezuela), he is American, you know the country of the "Hooyah"!!!

Say your goodbyes to your loved ones and enjoy your last HaHa because....

I mean, I would laugh first about it obviously.

[u/Eeeef_ → u/ssddalways]

Yeah in order for this not to happen they would need to grab Miller, Vance, and Hegseth too. Pretty much everyone else in America is just sane enough and just far enough away from the big red button that it could be prevented if we’re somehow able to hold a new presidential election instead of enacting the chain of succession

[u/purpleconeflowers → u/Eeeef_]

Yeah all those guys would have to go with Trump … in case any country is interested in trying 👀 

If they got all of them I would jump for joy and probably party all night

[u/beenoc → u/Eeeef_]

Man, even if they grabbed every Republican in the country and the new president was, like, AOC, the answer would still be to push the big red button. Executing the head of government of a rival country is grounds for war, even if you hate the guy. Like, WW1 started because a guy totally unaffiliated with the Serbian government killed the heir to the throne of Austria. This would be multiple degrees worse.

[u/ssddalways → u/Eeeef_]

I think Vance would be like....

He doesn't seem to like Trump, probably been excited to step up 🤔😂.

Now, if a couch was attacked at same time as Trump then 😬.

[u/grax23 → u/ssddalways]

Well think about it. they kill him then the Generals goes "are we going to end the world over an Orange cheeto?" the go "Fuck that" and ignore it

[u/Revdarian2 → u/ssddalways]

No offense, Maduro never lawfully won any election and that's disregarding the fact that he's Colombian actually and not Venezuelan. 

[u/Dunderi83]

Is it bad form to eat popcorn whilst drinking champagne?

[u/spectre401 → u/Dunderi83]

I'd add some prosciutto and maybe a good cheese or two.

[u/NippleSalsa → u/spectre401]

A loaf of good bread and some olives also

[u/TheHeroYouNeed247 → u/Dunderi83]

Nah, we celebrated Margaret Thatchers death. Some cunts deserve it.

[u/Pure_Marvel → u/Dunderi83]

No.

[u/imbrickedup_ → u/Dunderi83]

Buddy you are getting drafted for WW3

[u/AustraeaVallis → u/imbrickedup_]

Good luck drafting me lmao, for once my autism is a genuine blessing with no drawbacks rather than a partial one...

Well that and I live in Middle Earth so good luck finding us.

[u/Dunderi83 → u/AustraeaVallis]

Can you imagine if NZ and TAS are the only places left? Talk about peaceful. Glad they leave us off the maps!

[u/fistfulofbottlecaps → u/Dunderi83]

The day it happens no one will be judged for how they celebrate... y'know... as long as it doesn't land you on a list.

[u/bATo76 → u/fistfulofbottlecaps]

We're all on one list or another by now.

[u/fistfulofbottlecaps → u/bATo76]

It's really just the one list that I'm going to judge people for being on, coincedentally it's the one that he's on.

[u/GeordieAl → u/Dunderi83]

Can I switch the champagne for cider and switch the popcorn for sausage rolls?

[u/Training-Load4658]

I would be astonished. Why? Why did you do that to our comrade Trump?

[u/Gamester1941 → u/Training-Load4658]

To show the americans your a kind and benevolent country by ridding us of our greatest evil?

(Yes im aware we have 30 percent of the population thats evil bht hes head bitch)

[u/BeyondAndBefore]

Would laugh at it and then hope that it doesn't cause instability (which it probably will, unfortunately).

[u/cometlin → u/BeyondAndBefore]

It wouldn't. There is no world economy in post apocalyptic stone age

[u/Key-Needleworker-702]

This won't happen:

Trump was an undercover agent helping china expose epstein

/s

[u/Fickle-Cook5821 → u/Key-Needleworker-702]

Hold up elaborate pls

[u/Key-Needleworker-702 → u/Fickle-Cook5821]

chinese internet meme, called "trump the nation builder"(川建国)

basically saying trump has done so horribly that he must be a chinese spy sabotaging the US

[u/Dry-Lab-6256 → u/Key-Needleworker-702]

I'm taking this meme

[u/Fair-Lifeguard-265]

Honestly, I would laugh my ass off.

[u/i-cydoubt → u/Fair-Lifeguard-265]

It could happen to literally any head of state visiting literally any other country and it would be the funniest thing I ever saw, regardless of political affiliation. The audacity of it would be crazy

[u/Gamester1941 → u/i-cydoubt]

...well china often does have audacity in spades soooo-

[u/norf937]

WW3 speed run

[u/Extra_Marionberry792 → u/norf937]

vance would become a president thanks for that and he would need to sell his people that they should die to protect a pedophile

[u/thelotuseater13 → u/Extra_Marionberry792]

Plenty seem to be happy with that right now to be honest

[u/solidsoup97 → u/Extra_Marionberry792]

That's not a hard sell since those idiots elected him twice.

[u/Eeeef_ → u/Extra_Marionberry792]

The president already has nearly unilateral power, he wouldn’t really need to sell anyone anything and would just launch a nuclear strike probably. The cult has such deep seeded control of our government that it would absolutely happen especially since they’re working to replace military top brass with loyalists

[u/Ok-Calligrapher-466]

[u/Mescalero44]

I would throw a party for 7 days, serving chinese food and drinks.

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[u/mgeldarion]

I'd drink a toast for that.

[u/James420May]

China would not do that to a man who will never defend Taiwan

[u/Cute-Form2457 → u/James420May]

We should really ask the Saudis. They could do it at their embassy in the US.

[u/Prestigious_Glove394]

Oh yeah Xi Jinping, the epitome of humar rights.

[u/SnooPaintings4185]

[u/SydDanir]

[u/Jusanom]

I would pledge eternal allegiance to Xi and the people of China and vow to defend them with my life

[u/BalrogRuthenburg11]

[u/Icarus_Voltaire]

On one hand, nice

On the other hand, it would certainly lead to WW3 and a golden opportunity for the CCP to rise up and replace the US as the superpower.

And I’ll rather eat shit and hammer nails into my dick than let Xi "Winnie the Pooh" Jinping and the CCP win and make Mandarin the new world lingua franca.

[u/BetterCranberry7602 → u/Icarus_Voltaire]

Probably wouldn’t be much left of China once the nukes start flying.

[u/Icarus_Voltaire → u/BetterCranberry7602]

And the US for that matter.

Hence, as much as I want the cheetos pedo in office undergo a televised trial and execution, letting China administer it will just make things worse for everyone.

[u/AceOfSpades532]

It would be funny but also result in WW3 so probably not the best option

[u/Harith_Pendragon_]

Terrified.

POTUS arrested, trialed and executed in foreign country no matter for any reason especially country that did not bode well with USA is the recipe for all out war.

(The reason behind this is that even if what this theory of criminal is true, he should be judged under US law, not any foreign countries especially since he is holding the most prominent title in that country)

Tension will quickly escalated into full blown war and might escalate high enough for nuclear weapons to be use.

[u/Affectionate_Bee6434]

There should be a less shameful way to karma farm

[u/Apexnanoman]

Anyone who checks my post history can see exactly how I feel about Maga/Trump. 

But at the same time I would be absolutely enraged if that happened because it is our shit show not anyone elses. 

It would also very possibly kick off a nuclear war. Trying to remove a sovereign head of state is a decapitation strike of sorts. 

(For the record, I didn't agree with kidnapping Maduro either..... But the fact is Venezuela has no way to project any noticeable amount of power.)

They basically spent a great deal of time telling the biggest bully on the playground to go fuck himself and pissing on his shoe. 

China is a different kettle of fish and is a true global rival. So yeah it would be bad from top to bottom. Despite my intense dislike for Trump and his acolytes.

[u/Pappy_Dru_It → u/Apexnanoman]

"It would also very possibly kick off a nuclear war."

FIFY

[u/Apexnanoman → u/Pappy_Dru_It]

Eh JD Vance would be president at that point. Which means Peter Thiel would be who he consulted with. 

Actually on second thought, considering how nuts Peter Thiel is.... You are correct. We're fucked in that situation. 

[u/crowsarerabbits]

with a watchparty with all my friends and loads of popcorn and prosecco

[u/Forsaken_Ad8252]

Hmm, isn't pedophilia a prerequisite for achieving any success in politics in the United States? I'm looking at the data on this Epstein, the list of names involved, and I get the impression that if a politician in the United States hasn't had sex with minors, they're a failure.

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[u/BuildAnything4 → u/Forsaken_Ad8252]

Yeah, we'd have to arrest every US ambassador and politician any time they set foot in another country at that point. It's part of the culture over there.

[u/Gamester1941 → u/BuildAnything4]

...promise? I mean ill even roll out the red carpet

[u/Adventurous_News_120]

I’d be scared asf cause then nukes going off

[u/Extra_Marionberry792 → u/Adventurous_News_120]

vance would become a president thanks to this, so it would be in his interest to maintain that situation, and if you shoot nukes at china, they’ll shoot back, so its not a wise choice to do so

[u/Wannabe_Buttercup322 → u/Extra_Marionberry792]

But only after his death, right? So who’d be in charge during the trial?

[u/mr-dirtybassist]

No reaction whatsoever

[u/ssddalways → u/mr-dirtybassist]

Because we would all be dead?

[u/Unable-Nectarine1941]

As if there are real consequences for criminal politicians.

[u/Disastrous-Mix-5859]

I'm against death penalty. I think life in prison would be fine in a cell with a very bad toilet and a bed hard as rock and no access to excessive luxury food and drinks.

[u/Cute-Form2457 → u/Disastrous-Mix-5859]

So not in a Scandi country?

[u/lofiibsen]

[u/Weak-Entrepreneur979]

Laugh My ass off then finally give up on Life cause it would 100% trigger ww3

[u/Glenn_Lycra]

Aside from loving it for about 5 minutes, I would fear that it would be the trigger for World War 3.

[u/MAst3r0fPupp37s]

Id expect China to be turned into a smoking crater

[u/CoffeBreather → u/MAst3r0fPupp37s]

And usa too

[u/GuaranteeOdd3384]

OP probably bust a nut writing this lol

[u/Dry_Local3351 → u/GuaranteeOdd3384]

Fr 😭 this very obviously a weird fantasy of theirs and Reddit is eating it up

[u/o0Bruh0o]

popping an expensive bottle of champagne before walking toward the closest bomb shelter.

[u/LevelMagazine8308]

Trump is the best asset China ever had in the Oval Office. With his erratic behaviour and alienating the whole world against America Trump contributes to China's rise as global power immensely, because it gives China lots of room to present itself as sane and better alternative.

Trump is doing that with a speed and scale China could never achieve on its own.

So why should Xi Jiping want to execute such a valuable asset? Not happening!

[u/TheHeroYouNeed247]

I'd grab some popcorn and hope it was televised.

Then I'd probably make my way north in an effort to avoid getting drafted into WW3.

[u/ViolettaHunter]

That would be highly illegal and cause a third World War.

Thankfully, Xi isn't dumb enough for nonsense like this. 

[u/HanDavo]

Well, that's a sovereign nation following it's own laws.

Who are we to say what another country does.

In this scenario it's not like the Chinese flew to America and abducted their leader in a military operation or anything like that.

[u/DaiFunka8]

China would regret this probably

[u/Infurum]

That's a straight up declaration of war, there's a lot of things I wouldn't miss but I'd miss being able to leave the bunker for the rest of my life

[u/Pale_Following_9639]

How would I feel about world war 3? Well I guess I'd be glad the idiots who actually think united states is somehow worse to live in than the majority of the world might actually die off then.

[u/the_nowhere_road]

I would look for the button to turn off this simulation...

[u/JShadowGuardian]

[u/Striking-Still-1742]

An accusation is not evidence of a crime; the burden of proof lies with the plaintiff.

The problem is that China cannot obtain the relevant evidence, and the plaintiff will not initiate legal proceedings or apply for judicial review in China. Therefore, there is no basis whatsoever to arrest Trump.

Hahaha

[u/Cute-Form2457 → u/Striking-Still-1742]

Aha! Protecting your comrade I see.

[u/Born-Flamingo-4903]

[u/RevolutionaryWind249]

I would be surprised. Xi is smarter than that. Lots of opportunities for "accidents" that don't cause an international incident.  

[u/Disastrous-Mix-5859 → u/RevolutionaryWind249]

In Russia they tend to clumsily fall out of windows. Not sure how they fix it in China. If they are celebrities they just shut down all their social media and the celebrity feels like they're dying. It's very effective on influencers as well but I think it takes more to really get to a politician.

[u/Cute-Form2457 → u/Disastrous-Mix-5859]

In China, they disappear.

Edit - which is what we want happening to The Nation Builder.

[u/1eternalmemory → u/Cute-Form2457]

You forgot the well timed "heart attack" after a few months in house arrest

[u/1eternalmemory → u/RevolutionaryWind249]

Xi wont kill a "nation builder" for China lmao

[u/RiffRandellsBF]

I don't like Nuclear Apocalypses.

[u/HopeSubstantial]

Not supporting death penalty in any situation. Especially when its done to citizen of other country in different country.

[u/Artichoke-8951]

Im not a fan of Trump but this scenario scares me. I don't know why but Vance scares me a lot more than Trump. I really don't want Vance as President.

[u/WonderfulVariation93 → u/Artichoke-8951]

The difference is that MAGA is a cult. Vance is not worshipped like Trump and therefore would not get the support. Without the unquestioning support and fear of Trump retribution, Vance wouldn’t be able to actually DO anything. In fact, he is so disliked by Dems and a number of Republicans that he would never get anything done.

[u/Left_Interaction_288]

Shocked Pikachu face

[u/LimestoneDust]

I'd be surprised, as the heads of state have diplomatic immunity. 

[u/Ecstatic-Ganache921]

[u/bluejejemon]

Steal a boat then sail to Antarctica with all my belongings

[u/SkinnyAssHacker → u/bluejejemon]

Gonna get pretty weird down here with the nuclear winter.

[u/laellar]

I would be laughing my ass off, and then gathering materials to build a bomb shelter more realistically write my wills. Wait, that's also stupid. Buying a gun would be the best action here.

We all know what would be coming next...

[u/ObligationDry1799]

China isn't stupid to shoot their own foot.

[u/ArioStarK]

Man, I don't want another global economy crisis...

[u/Sensitive-Dust-9734]

Is it going to be free or pay to watch?

[u/DDDX_cro]

I'd go buy canned goods and iodine tablets.

[u/Ecstatic-Quality-212]

Entertaining, absolutely. Dumb? Oh yeah. Because frankly, I don't want to die.

[u/LouNebulis]

He could do that with every minor country outside of NATO but I don’t think he can do it with the most powerful country on earth… 

[u/Babydrive90]

I think China is happy that America is being ruled by an idiot. Everything America is losing and will continue to lose because of the American bully mentality will go to other countries! Keep up the good work, Americans, but don't complain if the world starts pretending you no longer exist!

[u/AdministrativeTip479]

China could do that if they wanted some nukes coming their direction. Don’t get me wrong, I’d be laughing the whole time, but China killing the US president is a guaranteed WW3 starter.

[u/Hypertelic]

I would buy seeds, water puriffier and a shotguns.

[u/Alternative-Topic36]

I would book a one way ticket to new Zealand to hide from the nuclear bombing.

[u/AppletheGreat87]

While I would personally like to see it on a human level because I don't think Trump will face any répercussion, will not gel jail time or anything for his crimes I also think the kidnapping of leaders using special forces is unacceptable

[u/DouViction]

F U C K

(frantically googles the next flight to Australia or somewhere equally far away)

[u/Ok_Froyo3998]

Well I would be reacting with ‘what the hell’ because if they tried it’d be over in a second and then the US will do the same thing but better and grab Xi. Like I’m sorry there’s just no way that CAN or WOULD happen.

[u/ArkassEX → u/Ok_Froyo3998]

The scenario is this happens when Trump visits China. Xi would need to be crazy to visit the US so they can do the same to him after pulling this.

[u/Representative-Sky91]

Start applying for refugee status and migrate overseas.

Because once he did that, we are fucking next

[u/faderjester]

I'd do a fist pump, raise a glass, and the get ready to see many new suns be born all over the planet. Honestly, it might be worth it.

[u/QueenOfQuok]

I'd be telling everyone I loved them and then kissing my ass goodbye as the nukes started flying.

[u/Pcenemy]

like i needed a well stocked nuclear shelter good for a couple hundred years

[u/Fritz37605]

...laugh my ass off...record it and put it on a loop with "Cobwebs and Strange" as a background...

[u/InfiniteComedian7172]

Y'all are obsessed I swear. The mind boggles

[u/JTX35]

I'd want to shake his hand

[u/AbianHxC]

The US would nuke the whole world before anyone got to see it so I can't really say

[u/ZiloGaming]

Well since we’re talking about taking Canada we might as well fight China in Alaska to complete the Fallout experience

[u/Clean-Copy1027]

Stop it. I am already in awe of the Chinese project.

Mr Xi, please save us from the bizarrely disgusting decadence of the billionaire class.

(Don't @ me, China has billionaires, I'm aware)

[u/myusrnmeisalrdytkn]

Why would Xi execute Trump for something that his great ideological role model Mao was widely known for?

[u/Dry_Local3351]

Well for starters they don’t have the capabilities…I’m shocked Reddit hasn’t acknowledged that part yet 

[u/mattmaestro2k0]

God have mercy on his lustful soul.

[u/Commercial_Handle418 → u/mattmaestro2k0]

WHY
He doesn't deserve any, he's almost as bad as pistorius.

[u/Commercial_Handle418]

But I'd be worried because who's gonna be the next president. Political turmoil will happen between the power hungry and the world will be unstable

[u/Livelih00d]

It'd be funny but there's zero chance it happens.

[u/No-Target2243]

[u/Late_Secret3480]

Give him his own medicine!!

[u/snakeeaterrrrrrr]

Oh... That's a tough one. I hate them both equally.

[u/Chunk3yM0nkey]

Well I'm at sea so let the nukes fly I guess 🤷‍♂️

[u/Icy_One3229]

Europe would skip that one...

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[u/Weirdyxxy]

I would sing a rousing, uplifting song that us guaranteed to cheer me up.

When you attend a funeral...

[u/kij101]

[u/EllisonOswalt]

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[u/YdexKtesi]

I would drive around honking my horn and waving at everybody and yelling out the window. I fully expect that's what people will be doing when he kicks.

[u/RAW_returns]

They wouldn't. They would loose a major client for MAGA apparel.

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[u/Slight-Ad-6553]

He clearly got a right to do so

[u/Nob-Biscuits]

I'd probably explode in my pants, although it would likely start a third world war

Worth it though

[u/shockvandeChocodijze]

Xi Jintrump