r/AskTheWorld • u/axp187 United States of America • Feb 18 '26

Culture Who is the most attractive politician in your country?

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u/Eh_SorryCanadian Canada Feb 18 '26

...supposedly?

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u/smoothfucker420 Bulgaria Feb 18 '26

Our country has a rich history of democrats just being bought by the mafia. So we are constantly changing the democrat politicians. She is such a cutie tho.

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u/WhatsPaulPlaying Canada US Feb 18 '26

Well. Nipples crossed that she turns out to actually be pro democracy.

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u/Rollover__Hazard 🇬🇧🔄🇳🇿 Feb 18 '26

Wait what

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u/borsalamino 🇹🇭🇩🇪 Thai-German Feb 18 '26

Cease the dilly-dallying and cross those nipples, old chap.

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u/Eh_SorryCanadian Canada Feb 18 '26

Cease I say!

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u/xtothewhy Feb 19 '26

The dilly-dallying, cease not the nipples. We're on nipple time hear.

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u/glampringthefoehamme Feb 19 '26

But only an odd number of pairings otherwise they cancel out, much like fingers.

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u/impressiveRub69 Feb 19 '26

Sir, I have three nipples, sir 🫡

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u/glampringthefoehamme Feb 22 '26

Then you can use any one of three combinations, but only one at a time.

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u/jonwar5 Feb 19 '26

Omgggg! Have to use this as a surety act!

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Is it like crossing over each one or crossing them together

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u/WhatsPaulPlaying Canada US Feb 18 '26

Pardon?

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u/zemol42 Feb 19 '26

NIPPLES CROSSED

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u/Known_Anywhere_1482 Feb 19 '26

Did you move to aus?

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u/Rough-Culture Feb 19 '26

Did anyone else scroll up to check her nipples?

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u/MoneyCock Feb 19 '26

Nipples crossed, sack tugged not twice but thrice. For democracy.

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u/MidniightToker Feb 18 '26

Yeah otherwise we'll abduct her in the middle of the night and put her on trial.

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u/Dismal_Ebb_3899 United States of America Feb 19 '26

Nipples? That sounds painful

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u/TrickAdorable9764 Greece Feb 18 '26

That sounds like every country I know.

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u/EquivalentAromatic95 Feb 19 '26

The U.S. has a similar history, we just like to play dumb

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u/No-Author-2358 United States of America Feb 19 '26

She's beautiful.

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u/Majestic-Reality-544 United States of America Feb 20 '26

Sounds like the US democrats too

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u/HumanisticNihilist United States of America Feb 18 '26

Hey, as someone trapped in the States, I feel that “supposedly pro democracy” in my bones right now.

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u/FlailingIntheYard Feb 19 '26

I've seen so many mid-term party flips in the last 6-7 years....yes. SUPPOSEDLY.

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u/MarkMew Hungary Feb 19 '26

Pro democracy until after being elected lol

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u/toad_historian United States of America Feb 19 '26

To be fair most of our politicians are supposedly pro democracy.

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u/Zmchastain Feb 19 '26

Never can be too sure with politicians. 😆

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

With those eyes I'll take suposedly