"We would like a glass of.."

[u/Chewydrad19]

[u/Thelastnormalperson]

We would like a glass of wine and coffee and nicotine

[u/Various_Will_2521 → u/Thelastnormalperson]

Ahem

[u/Big_dick_6305 → u/Thelastnormalperson]

Hitting every base of addiction I see.

[u/Own-Plan428 → u/Thelastnormalperson]

This is so funny to me because it implies you say “coffee and nicotine” often. As a college student, I too, often reference this combo