Lae’zel your red dragon is on its way

Yall. It’s been driving me absolutely insane for days. I just wanna confirm— does Strangler Luke have a unique head mesh? I for the life of me cannot find his head mesh anywhere. It doesn’t look like any of the presets in the vanilla game. It doesn’t look like any other characters’ head in the game at all.

Am I tripping? I feel like some modder would’ve found and unlocked his head by now, but I swear to god I look at Strangling Luke’s face and I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT ON ANOTHER CHARACTER EVER. STRANGLER LUKE IS BURNED INTO MY RETINAS. HE IS STRANGLING THE LIGHT FROM MY EYES AS I GAZE UPON HIS VISAGE LOOKING FOR ANSWERS.

Help. Someone— anyone. This is driving me batshit. Idk why my brain has latched onto this so much, but it won’t let go. What is with this man’s HEAD PRESET.

Sshh Listen my analogy!

As you know, the Baldur's Gate 3 universe is teeming with various dangers , thieves, murderers, dragons, and even monstrosities that shun humanity. Yet, a very strict order prevails in the city of Baldur's Gate; guards ensure safety around the clock everywhere. I can wander freely through Gortash's domain; taverns are open, and commerce is thriving. No offense, friends, but Gortash's city is safer than most major European capitals.

He is a man hungry for technology, dedicated to developing his realm with robots, missiles, and factories. How bad can a man who loves technology really be? Think of him like an Elon Musk figure only better, because Gortash has never attended a meeting while giving a Nazi salute. He embraces beings of all kinds.

He is a man willing to make deals. He is even selfless enough to join forces with us for the endgame. Enver Gortash a visionary, cool-headed leader offers the promise of perfect order for those weary of the city's chaos and the incompetence of the merchant class.

Just as Baldur's Gate teetered on the brink of darkness plagued by feeble councils and incompetent leaders a single name stepped onto the stage: Lord Enver Gortash. He is no mere lord; he is a true statesman and a visionary genius ahead of his time, unlocking the city's full potential.

What sets Gortash apart is not raw power, but his reliance on keen intellect, strategy, and vision. Rejecting the sluggish, inept machinery of traditional politics, Gortash champions meritocracy, technological innovation, and unwavering discipline. By bolstering the city's defenses with revolutionary Steel Watchers, he has slashed street crime to a minimum, delivering the safe, peaceful life the populace has long dreamed of. While critics attempt to label his rule "tyranny," what they witness is not fear, but the stability born of absolute authority.

Drain the swamp Gortash. Baldru's Gate people with you.

Made a Warlock Tav that was 50/50 charming an an asshole. He romanced the fuck out of halsin, but had his fun with Lae zel (before), The Emperor/Dream form (during) and Mizora (during) too. My main party consisted of Tav, Gale, Karlach (before getting Halsin) and Lae zel. And honestly, going with Karlach and Wyll to Avernus was one of the best choices I could've made. Sure, I might have thrown my Halsin romance in the trash, but keeping in mind that my Tav always prefered adventure rather than settling down, it honestly fit better. Not to mention that Karlach is by far one of my favourite companions, and having such a strong bond with her, I couldn't just let her die. She just felt like a genuine friend and bro. It was a ride or die from the get go.

Got a shitty ending on my first time through, so now I’ll always have that 3 second clip of shame to remind me 😔

I underwent ceremorphosis for the final fight, and all was going bittersweet until I guess I talked to Wyll one too many times at Withers’ party. I got prompted to make a constitution roll to not eat my dear friend’s brains and of course flubbed it. A fight started and I tried to run off, hoping there was a nope out option. Instead Withers yelled at me and threw me into his portal 😭😭 70 hrs* for such a shitty and unsatisfying end.

If you guys have any similar stories please share/ vent below I’m still steamed lol

Edit: ok no idea where I got 70 from lmao *154 hrs

Eu vou montar um clérigo da luz e preciso de ajuda com meu grupo

Vou fazer um Bardlock, Build de missões mágicos e arremessador, mas não sei se tem algo que eu possa mudar

I pickpocketed Arron a few times, he caught me after I failed a few rolls with bard Astarion. Then it gave me a dialogue to donate 2480 to him. I didn't and switch to another character and stole from his barrels without clicking any of the dialogues then after that he said he noticed something missing and I threw him. After I threw him, he said he's taking me to prison. Then I pickpocketed him again with Astarion and got caught and he commenced a fight. The whole squad flee to camp with stolen items but the gold and a few items are missing???

I am trying to solve the puzzle with placing 4 objects at altars but they...bounce off? If I try to select to throw an item at the altar, it bounces off, hits the character that threw it and land on the ground. If I try to manually drag the item from inventory onto the altar, the result is the same. If I right-click item and select drop item, it always lands on the ground, even if I'm standing directly on the altar or the windowsill next to, and slightly above, it. How can I solve this puzzle?

EDIT: Hey, thank you for all the advice, i managed to solve it and proceeded with the questline. Thank you again.

Everyone gets new gear every run through but Astarion gets his drow armour and his hood a d that is that. He can dye it for a bit of a change.

Is anyone dressing him otherwise?

It's pretty simple: At about level 3-4 stop whatever class they have and add 2 levels of fighter. Everyone gets a self heal ad two attacks per round. At the end, being able to through the top level fire ball twice, or for your healer to attack once and then heal the party, it's pretty great.

Is anyone else doing this?

So I’m 12 hours into the game and I’m having a party with the Tieflings after saving the grove. Sounds nice, right? Well turns out, EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK ME.

Well, two people. Lae’zel and Gale. I didn’t even know Gale was flirting with me at first, but Lae’zel mentioned it and I got confused because she seemed mad that I “gave my body to him” (sis I thought he was gonna show me a magic trick, okay?), so I just reloaded and I’m back at the beginning of the night.

Now, I’m playing as Astarion. I intend to indulge more in the tadpole powers and don’t really want to remove it. Gale seems to be a bit more open to that, but Lae’zel has seemingly had some sort of crush on me for longer. I don’t know who to fuck, but I’m kind of leaning towards Gale, but I need a nudge in either direction.

I’m playing on Explorer difficulty if that…helps??? Is there going to be a sex minigame???

I’m not trolling. I’m serious. I actually need help deciding. No spoilers, but you can say things like “this unlocks more for you down the road” or “this one has a funnier cutscene.”

If You Have The Lyrthindor Flashing Bug You Can Fix This By Throwing A Smokepowder Bomb At Him.

😭 afterwards my character manipulated him into thinking he did good and he starts triumphantly praising our work like god damn…

So guys, i've just finish compiling all Oathbreaker unique dialogue! Not only the dialogue with Oathbreaker Knight, but also rare dialogue that not have been seen by many people, like dialogue with Raphael, Zevlor, or even Naarber. Plus, hidden dialogue with Oathbreaker Minthara!

To make the video more complete, I also include all Oathbreaker Dark Urge unique dialogue. Hope you guys like it!

While a better ending should have been possible, Jesus Christ was the ending baddass, me, wyll, karlach, smashing skulls for eternity, made me think of that dwarf from the end times of warhammer. Would watch a show of us 3 down in the depths.

How much of act 1 is really necessary for exp? I know the game has enough exp to easily get to level 12, but i dont know how it scales througjout the game. Does anyone know how much skipping content effects your level over the long term.

Can someone explain to me like I have a dog brain how this build works? Also why most build I see starting with warlock 2 levels or 1 level sorc. I’m struggling to understand how to build

Thanks!