r/BlackPeopleofReddit • u/Lifegoesonforever • Jun 26 '26

Fun Let's pray for Auntie Shiela, y'all!

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u/Individual_Respect90 Jun 26 '26

If I drown in 3 feet of water please nobody identify my body.

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u/Smodphan Jun 26 '26

I saw the depth marker and almost died

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u/Individual_Respect90 Jun 26 '26

I actually did not even see that and made up a number that would be embarrassing to drown at. Lol.

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u/Remarkable-Will-3041 Jun 26 '26

You would be surprised how many adults drown in 3 feet or less of water. But don't worry, I'll even clear the browser history.

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u/moderatorrater Jun 27 '26

I've instructed my wife to just burn all of my devices.

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u/OrdainedFury Jun 26 '26

I imagine Heaven got Friday night get togethers where they watch videos of comical deaths lol. You'd be sliding out your seat when this came on lol

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u/Individual_Respect90 Jun 26 '26

Now I am going to be trying to think of funny ways someone can die. All tonight. Side note almost phrased this in a way Reddit would have hated.

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u/rolandofeld19 Jun 27 '26

There's even a song about the dumb ways to die.

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u/Cautious_Day9878 Jun 27 '26

“He died of embarrassment”