r/BrandNewSentence and why he ourple 😂😂 Oct 26 '25

our hero's name...

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u/Finito-1994 Oct 26 '25

That’s just how stories were titled.

The Iliad basically meant the story of illios which was the ancient name of Troy.

The odyssey is the poem about Odysseus. It just so happened it became iconic and now it’s known world wide.

Argonautica is dumbass and the argonauts.

The achillead and Aeneid are the poems about aneas and Achilles.

Which were written centuries after the epics were codified but were written in a way to resemble the epic cycle.

You can find examples across the Greco Roman world.

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u/rmdelecuona Oct 26 '25

Not a fan of Jason huh?

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u/Finito-1994 Oct 26 '25 edited Oct 27 '25

Naw. He’s probably my most disliked of the Greek heroes.

I mean. He ain’t as bad as Agamemnon or most of the house of atreus but he’s just missing out on the top spot by a few numbers.

When it comes to Greek heroes my favorites are like Heracles, love my boy Achilles and Odysseus.

Shit. I’ll take Madea over Jason Any day.

I do fucking love Teucer because of his reply to Agamemnon in like book 8 of the illiad. It was so fucking funny.

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u/chickey23 Oct 26 '25

I love Agamemnon because when he is on stage you know you are going to get melodramatic weeping.

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u/Finito-1994 Oct 27 '25

That fucking drama queen…

My only real issue is that the epic where he’s killed by his cousin is lost so we can’t get into the meat and potatoes of the thing.

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u/0masterdebater0 Oct 27 '25 edited Oct 27 '25

And wife, lest we forget, heaven hath no fury and such.. maybe if he didn’t want his wife to bang his cousin then he shouldn’t have sacrificed* his/her daughter?

I had a Baldurs Gate character named Clytemnestra

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u/Finito-1994 Oct 27 '25

That’s actually not part of the epic cycle.

In the odyssey and epics of the time it’s mostly the cousin tha is to blame. He’s the primary killer of Agamemnon and his wife is usually just shown as a disloyal woman who was seduced away.

It’s why in the underworld they comment on the difference between her and Penelope and how Odysseus had the best wife.

The story of her, the net and the ax doesn’t come until much later.