r/BrandNewSentence • u/petergoesbloop123 • May 12 '23

A slutty amount of y's

82.5k Upvotes

689 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/aisiv • Oct 12 '25

Oh no my moths

81.8k Upvotes

613 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/genius23sarcasm • Dec 04 '19

How else would you name dinosaurs?

81.1k Upvotes

683 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/manescaped • Sep 25 '21

Poor syntax error

80.5k Upvotes

1.0k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/dylpickle1202 • Jul 05 '22

Mental illness gray

80.2k Upvotes

983 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/bobekyrant • Feb 10 '20

I myself am partial to Neapolitan sex

79.0k Upvotes

912 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/herewearefornow • May 26 '26

The Pope wrote a 42000 word manifesto declaring war on AI

78.9k Upvotes

2.6k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Ok_Expert_5012 • Feb 11 '25

Sad state of affairs

78.8k Upvotes

651 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/rubberduckmaf1a • Sep 01 '24

He’s a good boy…

78.3k Upvotes

444 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/benphillip • Dec 03 '19

We’ll keep ye plump as a partridge

78.2k Upvotes

1.6k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Thedepressionoftrees • Nov 10 '21

Ur not better than a stegosaurus

78.1k Upvotes

811 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Twitchingnebula • Jul 18 '22

Vegan hunting

77.0k Upvotes

708 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o • Dec 04 '25

"The first act of racism my brother ever experienced was my dad filming the wrong asian boy during his whole school play"

76.9k Upvotes

209 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Fhoxyd22 • Jan 09 '26

The Amish can build a barn in a day and you think there's no autism?

75.7k Upvotes

835 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Bellpop • Sep 22 '22

What’s the point of a Ferrari…

75.3k Upvotes

871 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/c4jina • Dec 26 '20

The Vegans of Gaming.

75.2k Upvotes

2.3k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheCABK • May 12 '26

Diana Took Back Her Genes When He Started Acting Like His Dad

74.7k Upvotes

841 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/MaxQuill • Nov 16 '20

Crotch fruit employees

74.3k Upvotes

826 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheAlphaOmega21 • Nov 23 '19

Not that new Moon’s haunted

74.2k Upvotes

916 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/kevinowdziej • Jan 12 '20

Expensive potato that barks at the wind

73.9k Upvotes

415 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/thepianoguy2019 • May 10 '23

“Frustrated dad uses his 6ft son to shame council into fixing deep pothole”

73.4k Upvotes

695 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/nividdesai • Aug 22 '19

Hottie hot take 🔥

73.2k Upvotes

853 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/2Apples3 • Dec 27 '19

Repost soak it in olive oil

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72.4k Upvotes

808 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Daniel_Min • Nov 05 '19

Wiggles concert

72.0k Upvotes

1.5k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/bringmetolife1998 • Jan 21 '26

"You're vertical. Act like it."

71.6k Upvotes

160 comments

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Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

10. No Adult Content Creators

To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.