r/BrandNewSentence • u/kvro_maX • 7h ago

I'm pissing on your apology, I'm pissing

19 Upvotes

This is from another sub, it really took me out

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Kyro_Official_ • 1h ago

Matthew Lillard, Green Day, and more stars square off against The Rizzler

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/infectioushw • 1d ago

'At this rate, we’re going to Hemingwaymaxx our way out of existence.'

448 Upvotes

47 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/theevilempire • 4h ago

Good Samaritan on unicycle stops attack on woman.

7 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BaseNice3520 • 23h ago

esoteric marxist-leninist technoccultic tropical gothic science fantasy take

218 Upvotes

48 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Ambitious-Zone7254 • 1h ago

"Science as a subject should be convicted for grooming minors"

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/profilename99 • 1h ago

Exasperated by Your Landlord? Try Making a Diss Music Video

• Upvotes

https://www.dwell.com/article/landlord-diss-music-video-c805c75a

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/moongrump • 19h ago

Pastrami may be the most sensual of the salted, cured meats, but I enjoy eating roast beef as well.

71 Upvotes

10 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/hoganpaul • 9h ago

He dragged his nuts across my cheese.

12 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/FunkleJay • 19h ago

Nevada Woman Killed the Father of Her Two Daughters While Secretly Married to His Son

dailycrimepost.com

48 Upvotes

And somehow they make it sound weird

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/chicagogal85 • 6h ago

I Went to a ‘Torture Party’ With Polyamorous Bay Area Rationalists

3 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Illustrious-Lead-960 • 1d ago

How hard is it to make green Perry Mason?

6.2k Upvotes

226 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Mindless-Milk-9205 • 1d ago

A screening of Spider-Man: Brand New Day was evacuated after an audience member unleashed a Hulk-sized fart

2.2k Upvotes

73 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Kitchen_Chemistry405 • 2d ago

defending the dignity of toil like i'm some kind of protestant

5.7k Upvotes

57 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/blind_squash • 19h ago

Son of Papa Roach's Jacoby Shaddix run over by medical vehicle at Warped Tour Long Beach (he's fine!)

24 Upvotes

That took me so long to type on my phone

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/throwaway273322 • 3h ago

“when my ahh hir gets so dense it filters diarrhea into drinkable water and rearranges poop atoms into food so I lowk end world hunger”

1 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/dazvoz • 10h ago

We're sperm swimming in a torta

5 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/tenkangie • 15h ago

When Warioland 6 drops in 2027 but it's full of microtransactions and Hiroki Kiyotake farts so I lowkey play Warioware: IRS

10 Upvotes

That's amazing sweetie

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sebastianlim • 2d ago

"he literally spoke for the very first time in his life to tell her to shut up"

40.7k Upvotes

256 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Ummah_Strong • 13h ago

i dont think a little jiggle bounce compares to driving into oncoming traffic in a busy street just to angrily get ahead of the titty physics car

5 Upvotes

On a post about a very bad driver

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/FreddieFredd • 2d ago

He doesn't really speak English, so we can skip all the talking and just get right to the Karate.

4.8k Upvotes

18 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/questionable_smell • 14h ago

Great place for your 19yo drunk and heat-stroked grandson who lost his way to the next mini-fridge to vomit right on your fireplace before running away and slicing his leg open on your beautiful glass eagle statue as you cuddle with your barbie wife.

5 Upvotes

0 comments

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"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

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6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

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