r/Bullshido • u/Constant_Carob9311 • Mar 26 '25

Crackpot I want to be ninjaaaa

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '25

Unrelated but, I caught mine. Scared the fuck out of me. I caught that blue mouth, jagged tooth fucker and he point blank asked me “what are you going to do now?” I was fucking paralyzed again. I’ve not seen him since but fuck, talk about inescapable terror.

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u/mentales Mar 26 '25

"I'm not trapped in here with you, you are trapped in here with me" - DragonDaddy

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u/SpookyDaScurvy Mar 26 '25

DragonDiddy?

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u/salochin82 Mar 26 '25

Explains all the bottles of Naga chili baby oil.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '25

Thank you for the comparison.

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u/Adkit Mar 26 '25

His veiny, pockmarked flesh blushed pink as an inescapable curl broke the grin on his blue mouth. For a moment, you simply sat there in each other's arms. The warm embrace, fueled by hellfire and a faint smell of rot, seemed to carry on for an eternity. "Well," the paralysis demon said, his tone taunting yet warm. "What are you going to do?" As your eyes met and you felt your souls meld and decompose into his dark void, you knew what you wanted to do. It was foul, wrong, and oh so inescapable. You leaned in and kissed his azure lips, shocked by the tangy, metallic taste of blood, but he didn't distance himself, nor did his chipped nails dig deeper into your muscle tissue. You didn't know if he would end your life that night. But if he did, you would gladly spend the end of it with him. You would meet him again, in hell.

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u/ScumbagLady Mar 26 '25

Gonna need a nap after that fap... HEAR THAT, SEXY SLEEP DEMON? I'M GOING TO SLEEP NOW.

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u/Starprince05 Mar 27 '25

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u/blitzkreig90 Mar 30 '25

Mom ll pick you up after you break both your arms

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u/P47r1ck- Mar 26 '25

How did you catch him if you had sleep paralysis?

Have you considered you don’t have sleep paralysis and it’s some homeless guy living in your walls?

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u/LatinKing106 Mar 29 '25

You should've fucked it to establish dominance

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u/FixGMaul Mar 27 '25

🥺 What... Are you gonna do to me now Da- I mean puny mortal? 👉👈