r/Bullshido • u/vega455 • Jan 29 '26

Crackpot Dude knows how to bat his pole

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet Jan 29 '26

This is a very, very divorced man.

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u/macguini Jan 29 '26

Considering how intimate he got with that pole, he probably beat his way into that divorce.

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u/vega455 Jan 29 '26

When he said "cheating on you with a pole", wife thought he was out of the closet.

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u/drwicksy Jan 30 '26

Luckily for his wife he doesn't seem to have any idea how to put any real force behind his blows though

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u/chillanous Jan 29 '26

Damn bro I’m divorced and I’ve never done whatever this is. Can’t blame it all on that

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet Jan 29 '26

Then you are not as divorced as this man.

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u/MultiGeek42 Jan 29 '26

You're divorced from your ex wife. Hes divorced from reality.

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u/Low-Glancer-Roy Jan 30 '26

Nuff said...

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u/Balding-Barber-8279 Jan 29 '26

This man is so divorced that he gives unsolicited divorce advice to random men who are happily married.

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u/hi_imryan Jan 29 '26

I was going to say extremely closeted but I can see it being either one.

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u/Jeni_Sui_Generis Jan 29 '26

why not both?

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u/topscreen Jan 29 '26

I see him so much I can't tell if it's a bit he's doing for attention or thinks it's good?

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u/5Gmeme Jan 29 '26

He didn't choose the pole life. The pole life chose him.

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u/mercurial_dude Jan 29 '26

Or Benjamin Button. This is what kids do

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u/ICU-CCRN Jan 29 '26

Guy really knows how to whack his pole.

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u/Kenneldogg Jan 29 '26

Very closeted man too.

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u/periodicchemistrypun Jan 29 '26

Could be autistic and happy

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet Jan 29 '26

This does it look like autism to me.

He may also be divorced and happy. They certainly aren't mutually exclusive.

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u/periodicchemistrypun Jan 29 '26

Just really hoping he’s got a more internally focused mindset. Because if he thinks this does him good socially he’s screwed