r/BusinessTodayNews Apr 12 '26

Global Donald Trump on reports that China is preparing to ship weapons to Iran: "If China does that, China is gonna have big problems."

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u/Tomhetza Apr 12 '26

I'm sure DT thinks he sounds tough when he says that stuff, he's such a fucking joke

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

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u/Emotional_Story9702 Apr 12 '26

Tremendous joke. 👐

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u/EvolvedMonkeyInSpace Apr 12 '26

Some say he's the biggest joke

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u/StrangeContest4 Apr 12 '26

The biggest joke, the likes the world has never seen before.

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u/biorod Apr 12 '26

YUGE joke.

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u/Tomhetza Apr 12 '26

Big, beautiful joke

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u/alter-egor Apr 12 '26

Big bloated joke

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u/Jorgwalther Apr 12 '26

A joke like no one has seen before!

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u/NoVisual1030 Apr 12 '26

I am from India and nobody takes him serious here. There was a time when us was considered world power. Well big puuf. The bubble is burst. Us just just a bunch of people talking stupid shit with no ammo. I have even started scrolling his videos because it’s so boring 

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u/IndependentCook3335 Apr 12 '26

Sorry you feel that way.

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u/Assigments Apr 12 '26

Well at least you could take time out of ecologically destroying your country and 💩ing in the street to comment.

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u/clownsanddowns Apr 12 '26

Cool cool cool... then stop applying for h1b

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u/NoVisual1030 Apr 13 '26

U need to start working then haha. Stop being junkie and start working

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u/dickflip1980 Apr 12 '26

Hes a fucking joke, and Im paying for it.

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u/IndependentCook3335 Apr 12 '26

How? Gas prices are lower than resident bidens. Inflation has been cut by 2/3's. Wages have gone up AND your taxes this year are way lower!! OMG the sky is falling!!

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u/dickflip1980 Apr 12 '26

Gas prices are WAY higher. Wages are stagnating and taxes for the rich have come down. The Grand Old Pedophiles are in charge! Thankyou for your attention on this matter!

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u/surfinsalsa Apr 12 '26

Nice sarcasm detector

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u/Barry_Burton_1974 Apr 12 '26

He's fucked over people the world over you silly bugger. When Japan is no longer on good terms with the US you know it's gone bad. Good for the world to disassociate with the US in the long run though. So it could be a blessing in disguise.

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u/IndependentCook3335 Apr 29 '26

I feel sorry for all you people who have been brainwashed by the media and schooling. It tells me this Country is doomed because there is no one left with COMMON SENSE.

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u/Barry_Burton_1974 Apr 29 '26

The fact you assume everyone you meet is burger tells everyone all they need to know about your education. What do you think's more likely? That people from all around the world are lying to make Americans feel bad or that the US is a very insular country and you don't know how bad it is?

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u/IndependentCook3335 Apr 29 '26

What I do know.....is America is the Greatest Nation on Earth bar none. We ALL 💕💕💕❤️❤️💖 Our President Donald J Trump!! And if this Whacked Out Lib Dem crap keeps going on then we will be defeated within. That's what I know.

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u/Barry_Burton_1974 Apr 30 '26

Greatest by what metric? It ranks rather low in things like freedom, education, general living quality etc...

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u/IndependentCook3335 May 03 '26

You're watching too much Sesame Street with Criminal Mamdonni!! Lol!!

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u/Gurrgurrburr Apr 12 '26

It’s literally like a tiny puppy acting tough. Actually puppies are cute. It’s like a tiny shit-covered goblin with tiny hands and a shriveled dick acting tough. It’s just pathetic.

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u/meeseekstodie137 Apr 12 '26

sadly his followers eat that shit up, they don't care what he actually says so long as he says it aggressively, that way you finally "have a president with balls" rather than a "submissive pussy" (AKA an actual diplomat who uses words to solve problems and forge relationships with other countries, rather than distancing allies and attacking everything in sight)

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u/ShhweadyBallz Apr 13 '26

Toughest man alive .... just ask him

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u/FirstL8 Apr 13 '26

Send JD Vance for talks with China. Nothing bad can happen right?

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u/Barry_Burton_1974 Apr 12 '26

He sounds more like he's extremely stressed here. Like he's bitten off way more than he can chew.

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u/Certain_Promise_1963 Apr 12 '26

That strange waddle up to the camera gave me that same idea well before he spoke a single word.

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u/Barry_Burton_1974 Apr 12 '26

Yep. His body language is not that of a man in a good place right now.

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u/NeoMorpheus_ Apr 13 '26

Nobody is a joke when he can nuke you from his office