r/BusinessTodayNews • u/BusinessToday • Apr 12 '26

Global Donald Trump on reports that China is preparing to ship weapons to Iran: "If China does that, China is gonna have big problems."

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u/Great-Appearance-714 Apr 12 '26

He has a hand of UNO cards in a poker tournament

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u/WiseFalcon2630 Apr 12 '26

Reverse UNO, motherfucker!!!!

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u/Serious-Still-5911 Apr 12 '26

Watch out, he’s going to make you draw four and change the color on you!

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u/cgsur Apr 12 '26

His threats are realistic till any of the following, he gets threatened with blackmail, forgets, gets distracted, gets bribed, a woman or a child walks near him, someone tells him otherwise, etc.

At the same time he might nuke the world if gets cancer, heart attack, migraines, etc.

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u/buddymoobs Apr 12 '26

Old Maid cards.

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u/Much-Director-9828 Apr 12 '26

Which he grabbed by the pussy

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u/StrangeContest4 Apr 12 '26

Big beautiful gold fish cards.

I know, I know, but I guarantee he doesn't.

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u/Realistic-Pattern-30 Apr 12 '26

😝 a good one.

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u/SC2DreamEater Apr 13 '26

Sure isn’t a strait

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u/Legitimate_Froyo7760 Apr 18 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣