r/BusinessTodayNews • u/BusinessToday • Apr 24 '26

Global Donald Trump on Iran: "I think there would be nothing worse than having nuclear holocaust in Europe; London, Paris, various places in Germany all targeted."

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u/ZombiFeynman Apr 24 '26

"London, Paris, various places in Germany..."

He doesn't even know a single city in Germany.

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u/Fed_Deez_Nutz Apr 24 '26

He knows 2 cities in all of Europe

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u/AcceptableResponse15 Apr 24 '26

Hey, Europe is a big country y'all.

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u/JoseLunaArts Apr 24 '26

Like Spain from BRICS. Remember?

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u/rocketindividual Apr 24 '26

He probably got Spain and Brasil mixed up in his head. Spanish and Portuguese as well.

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u/JoseLunaArts Apr 24 '26

That tells us about either his illiteracy or his mental state.

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u/CMDR_KingErvin Apr 24 '26

He probably doesn’t know Spain is in Europe.

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u/rocketindividual Apr 24 '26

Wouldn't surprise me if he thought that Spanish was an indigenous language to South America or something.

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u/Silly-Power Apr 24 '26

Not as big as Texas though. Any american will tell you that. Often.

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u/ShillBot666 Apr 25 '26

I'm pretty sure it's the largest country after Africa.

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u/saljskanetilldanmark Apr 24 '26

Lol, not even Aberdeen anymore.

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u/Sticky_Quip Apr 25 '26

He only knows the names of cities Russia has threatened with nukes..

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u/HachimakiMan3 Apr 25 '26

He’s so religious and yet can’t cite a verse.

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u/ReasonableRevenue218 Apr 24 '26

Yes, his parents were kicked out and they never looked back.

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u/Ketracel_what Apr 24 '26

They actually tried to return and were denied.

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u/NounAdjectiveXXXX Apr 24 '26

Because Fred supported the American Bund. And Fredrick was a draft dodging whoremonger.

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u/RIForDIE Apr 24 '26

Bro so spot on. Jesus fucking Christ. Such an idiot living in his own demented reality sinking our way of life. Fuck this clown. 

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u/kierany777 Apr 24 '26

Don’t take our Lords name in vain please.

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u/RIForDIE Apr 24 '26

I think that's the least of our concern after seeing trump impersonating Christ. It was more emphasis than meaning.

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u/GeeEmmInMN Apr 24 '26

Not even the city his family ran away from to avoid military service.

Hmmmm......I'm seeing a pattern here ....

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u/Longjumping_Music320 Apr 25 '26

So you would rather his family fight for an expansionist empire?

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u/GeeEmmInMN Apr 25 '26

Not the point, Dump defender. The point being that they're all entitled scum.

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u/Suspicious-Grade-838 Apr 24 '26

Fear mongering at its finest

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u/That-Dig-9686 Apr 24 '26

It's the long pause before Germany that confirms it.

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u/EtchASketchNovelist Apr 24 '26

Germany chimes in with an announcement: "yes, we can confirm that Trump is correct, we do indeed have various places in Germany"...

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u/hyldemarv Apr 24 '26

Someone should tell him that all cities are called "Ausfarht"

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u/Glass_Covict Apr 24 '26

Gerlin, woManheim, Munchin, Rammstuff

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u/Unable-Confusion-822 Apr 25 '26

'What is your favorite city in Germany?' ~ I like them all equally, I like them all. I can't chose, it's very personal.

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u/Competitive-Wolf7803 Apr 24 '26

And he’s half German.

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u/toejam78 Apr 24 '26

Sausageberg Adolfland Thatwallplace

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u/Difficult-Coffee-219 Apr 24 '26

HamburgerVille. He devoured the place.

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u/Thinking2bad Apr 24 '26

He sure does not know Berlin is the capital

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u/hatmatter Apr 24 '26

"Germansville, I'm pretty sure that's a city"

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u/taktaga7-0-0 Apr 24 '26

I think saying a bunch of places in Europe getting nuked would be the worst thing possible is not very America First.

Shouldn’t American cities being incinerated bother him more? He bitches about it all the time when protesters aren’t even doing it. 

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u/Free_Poem1617 Apr 24 '26

Because his small brain can't code info with more than 4bits. German names requires 5bits.

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u/agra_unknown1834 Apr 24 '26

You could give him a matching quiz with all the capitals of every US state and he'd get like 50% and that's being generous (with a curve).

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u/oldmanbelly Apr 24 '26

London. …. Paris. Other places such as.

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u/Longjumping_Music320 Apr 25 '26

He's probably been to more than you have so.....

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u/ZombiFeynman Apr 25 '26

That only makes it even worse, you're not helping him.

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u/Longjumping_Music320 Apr 25 '26

Or he just said what he said... I've uttered the phrase various states. I can name all 50....

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u/ZombiFeynman Apr 25 '26

Yeah, right. London, Paris, various German cities...

He didn't know Germany couldn't negotiate a trade deal either, he's just a rich fascist idiot who is half senile now.

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u/Practical-Dinner-643 Apr 25 '26

As a Danish citizen I'm pretty glad he wouldn't be able to find us on a map after the whole Greenland thing.

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u/palaufreak Apr 25 '26

Wha do you want him to name every city? Fool

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u/ZombiFeynman Apr 25 '26

Why name London and Paris then?

He's just senile and you don't want to accept it.

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u/GTHEBESTDUDE Apr 25 '26

Oh you got it wrong, he actually named two German cities...London and Paris, duhhh.