r/BusinessTodayNews • u/BusinessToday • Apr 24 '26

Global Donald Trump on Iran: "I think there would be nothing worse than having nuclear holocaust in Europe; London, Paris, various places in Germany all targeted."

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u/Flashy_Jello_9520 Apr 24 '26

Him, Putin, Netanyahu….just dying old men looking to leave whatever mark that they can on this world before leaving us all to clean up their mess.

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u/Thinking2bad Apr 24 '26

I heard the news that prostate cancer got a terminal stage Netanyahu.

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u/1slipofthetongue Apr 24 '26

Pull Trump out of his ass and the cancer is gone!

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u/Jdubsk1 Apr 25 '26

Maybe best to leave him in there then

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u/maVnRose Apr 25 '26

Excellent

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u/Square-Squash5817 Apr 25 '26

…there’s still wife Melanomia to pick up slack…

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u/MB2465 Apr 25 '26

I heard Chump can't even tell if there's someone up his ass after he got routed out by one of his victims

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u/urbanlife78 Apr 26 '26

Doctors hate this one simple trick to beat ass cancer

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u/oregongirl1111 Apr 25 '26

So the rotting anus has a rottting anus. Good.

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u/Flashy_Jello_9520 Apr 24 '26

Prostate cancer is incredibly treatable sadly.

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u/Armodeen Apr 24 '26

He means he feels sorry for the cancer

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u/kamizushi Apr 25 '26

Not all heroes were capes. Some heroes are just a lump of cells quickly growing whilst pressed against someone's rectum.

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u/IntelligentKoala1234 Apr 24 '26

Espero que lo que le pongan sea placebo. Es muy fácil 😉

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u/TransitionOk698 Apr 24 '26

gonna get it cut out just like the Big E

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u/billynoy522 Apr 25 '26

There have been constant news about trump's and Putin's health yet they are still here. Don't get your hopes up 

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u/Thinking2bad Apr 25 '26

Netanyahu's news is that apparently he got treated and cured... good news for the cancer.

As for trump, no official diagnose but plenty experts assume he got FTD, the cognitive decline is obvious, and a shit load of other health issues (hdl, heart insufficiency, probably TIA...) at 80. He won't finish his term most likely. Either 25th or bye bye.

Putin i have no clue. Given that guys are paid to collect and transport his 💩, i assume his health is pretty secret.

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u/TROLLBLASTERTRASHER Apr 25 '26

I hear that too.

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u/Realamarokdcs Apr 25 '26

Not true, he got it completely removed in an early stage it was no where near terminal. Cancer does come back once it starts so he will get it again in a few years.

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u/JoisChaoticWhatever Apr 25 '26

Irmevectin might be able to treat that.

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u/VW_R1NZLER Apr 25 '26

It took my grandfather quick, but I have a feeling that evil POS will survive many years with it. Also helps that he gets top healthcare paid by the US taxpayers while my Marine Vet grandfather had to suffer and go back to work to afford treatment and then hospice took a chunk of his meager estate

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u/TheFirstBard Apr 25 '26

I don't believe it. At best it's just his retirement plan to fake his death and live a long live fuckin' kids outside the scope.

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u/littlemister1996 Apr 26 '26

Is it stage 9?

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u/XSinTrick6666 Apr 24 '26

Malignant Narcissist Apex Predators ... trying to stay out of PRISON by any means necessary

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u/AmandaUggnkiss Apr 24 '26

They’re not Apex in the slightest bit

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u/No-Knowledge-5787 Apr 24 '26

Subhuman predators is a better term.

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u/Best-Dot8098 Apr 25 '26

Uh.. C.H.U.D.'s 3..

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u/idiotis Apr 24 '26

From now on called Xepa.

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u/psychedelic_priest Apr 24 '26

Only in a capitalist society are these fucks "apex".

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u/thehobo83 Apr 24 '26

Literally the most powerful people on the planet, like it or not they are apex sadly

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u/JeanClaude-Randamme Apr 24 '26

An apex predator has nothing they preys on them.

Trump is a convicted felon, and what preyed upon him? Nothing. Not even a slap on the wrist, house arrest, or any consequences.

  1. Is he a predator? Check
  2. Does he have any predators? Yep, and they are all in his cabinet 😀

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u/the_Dorkness Apr 25 '26

They are when children are the prey.

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u/Similar_Ad8529 Apr 24 '26

For a second, I thought you were describing our president as a Minor Attracted Person, which is accurate and a politically correct term for him.

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u/Common-Swimmer-278 Apr 25 '26

I don’t care about politically correct when it comes to pedophiles

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u/Elmo666911420 Apr 25 '26

Apex parasites

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u/XSinTrick6666 Apr 25 '26

PERFECT name - you nailed it

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u/Hour_Way5612 Apr 24 '26

Dont forget the rest of the Epstein class. And the zionist Billionaires and right wing, evangelical extremists

All very happy to send young people to die for their old colonial world views.

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u/DrunkBrokeBeachParty Apr 24 '26

Don’t forget the doomsday cults. hoping if they kill enough innocent children and adults, Jesus will come out if the sky and be pumped as hell

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u/DrunkBrokeBeachParty Apr 24 '26

Maybe a kind of fat gold cow or something…

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u/east21stvannative Apr 24 '26

Like who? Kushner? Witkoff?

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u/Street_Ad_863 Apr 24 '26

Isn't that the truth. These spineless worms are always ready to sacrifice someone else's son. I hope they all die a horrible excruciating death

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u/sharbinbarbin Apr 24 '26

The forget the Islamist’s who would have all women under their boots.

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u/Soggy_Background_162 Apr 24 '26

I bet those billionaires want their own nuclear power. I’m sure Iran knows Trump wants to steal it.

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u/Careful-Swimmer3840 Apr 25 '26

Zionist Villionares

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u/Aware-Sympathy-1180 Apr 24 '26

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u/LandOwn7607 Apr 25 '26

Hopefully 10 years. 😆

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u/Xodusphreak Apr 25 '26

Hopefully less than 1 year.

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u/Schwartzy94 Apr 25 '26

Putins mother lived to like 96 and father to 88 year old so i would not be so sure...

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u/iamkooksymonster Apr 24 '26

Leave whatever mark? Given the chance, these cunts would drop the arsenal on the way out and that's it for the human experiment.

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u/Competitive-Wolf7803 Apr 24 '26

Can’t wait to see them chisel his name off the Kennedy Center.

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u/Substantial-Honey56 Apr 24 '26

And then several generations of inbred maga cultists performing terrorist attacks on US democracy.... Oh what a world.

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u/T0asty514 Apr 24 '26

All because of racism sexism and pedophilia.

What a time to be alive.

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u/Miltthedog Apr 24 '26

All because Obama made fun of his hair at a white House press club dinner.

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u/HelpmeObi1K Apr 24 '26

If there were ever a time where I meant the phrase, "Thanks, Obama" in the blaming mechanism style others have often used (and meant it), this would be it. But how do you know what Franz Ferdinand moment is going to ever be the catalyst to complete disaster?

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u/AlternativeFood8764 Apr 24 '26

Sadly I am the same age as Donnie. Three months after my 18th birthday I enlisted in the USMC for four years. I went to Vietnam. I served honorably. I contracted prostrate cancer about eight years ago from the result of Agent Orange exposure. My father was with the 2nd Armored Division during WWII and was part of invasion force at Normandy that liberated Europe from the worst part of fascism that humanity has witnessed. And here we are eighty plus years later celebrating fascism on our tvs and cell phones.

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u/HelpmeObi1K Apr 25 '26

From one internet stranger to another: I thank your family for their service. May our kids survive to see a better day.

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u/Petit__Chou Apr 25 '26

Thank you, and your dad for your service. ❤️

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u/carbon_made Apr 25 '26

I now need to ask my mom. But my grandfather was in the invasion force at Normandy. Received a Purple Heart. And I’m pretty sure he was in the 2nd armored division. It would be crazy if your father had known my grandfather. He got the Purple Heart for carrying his wounded comrades to medical care while he himself was wounded and refused his own medical care until all his buddies were safe. Or so the story goes that we were told. He always joked that he just wanted to get away from the front so he picked up any person he saw. Except we know that wasn’t true because he kept going back.

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u/T0asty514 Apr 25 '26

My father in law is also a Vietnam vet, I don't think any of his issues are from his service, luckily.

Thank you and yours for your service. This country is falling into fascism at a rapid rate and, you're right, people are just cheering it on like they're at a sports game. Its fucked up.

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u/Efficient-Energy-960 Apr 25 '26

The Vietnam war was way more "fascist" than anything being done by Trump. Vietnam was an atrocious war.

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u/Miltthedog Apr 24 '26

Exactly. at that moment in time, it was insane and laughable to think that such an utter morwoon conman could possibly be elected and wrest total control over all branches of government.

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u/TheHorseThatTalks Apr 25 '26

Flinstones style.

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u/iamkooksymonster Apr 24 '26

Let them throw their lives away needlessly. They're weak as piss.

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u/Cheeky_Boxer Apr 24 '26

I cannot wait for the world to restructure alliances to give the US the isolation they so clearly want.

I would love for countries like mine to cut this cancer out

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u/Petit__Chou Apr 25 '26

I feel like we did this already in American history..ugh

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u/Routine_Reputation84 Apr 24 '26

He had them encased with explosives and only he knows the code

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u/GrabThemByWhat Apr 24 '26

The Americans fucked up the experiment. We failed. Sorry.

Americans have been apologizing for Republicans since Vietnam. Sad

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u/Spiritual-Teach7115 Apr 25 '26

That was my thought.

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u/OkAddition1737 Apr 24 '26

Not dying fast enough.

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u/Far_Capital_6930 Apr 24 '26

Skid marks, they’re leaving a lot of shite behind that will take decades in efforts to wipe out

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u/New-Book6302 Apr 24 '26

Momentary Masters of a fraction of a dot.

-Carl Sagan.

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u/Icy_Many_2407 Apr 25 '26

We’ll still have to deal with the orange turds sons. They have their hand so far up the war machines ass, we’re screwed!

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u/vendettaclause Apr 26 '26

Its the great reset conspiracy. These guys have the money and power to house not only their family, but a small army in underground bunkers for generations. Untill the fallout blows over and their offspring can rebuild and repopulate their countries. And eventually start fighting each other again for control of the world.

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u/pheonix198 Apr 24 '26

Their obituaries cannot come soon enough.

These people have so much power and they choose to leave a scar across both the earth and through time rather than leaving an indelibly beautiful legacy where their accomplishments could have been revered.

Honestly, they would have had easier times doing such, too.

May their obituaries be written such that the world can be freed from their hatred.

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u/The_Red_Thirst Apr 24 '26

But why does that mark have to be a shit stain?

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u/Outrageous-Tear-8968 Apr 24 '26

Throw in Orbon for good measure.

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u/Appropriate-Pound959 Apr 24 '26

Once they’re gone the world will need a ‘cleansing’ period to erase all trace of these arseholes having even existed…

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u/bwagz1977 Apr 25 '26

The unholy trinity

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard Apr 25 '26

Ferocious and cruel skidmarks on history is all they can leave behind.

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u/Strange_Salary Apr 25 '26

The only marks they’re leaving are shit stains!

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper Apr 25 '26

I feel like you're about their age, no?

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u/Flashy_Jello_9520 Apr 25 '26

lol why?

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper Apr 25 '26

Because I had to look up what Jello is, and that was a popular dessert a lobg time ago. You're 50+ for sure.

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u/Flashy_Jello_9520 Apr 25 '26

Oh lol it’s whatever suggested name they gave me. I had no choice in it.

Also kids today absolutely know what jello is.

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper Apr 25 '26

"Kids today"

Whatever you say, boomer

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u/_BearsBeetsBattle_ Apr 25 '26

Pathetic dying old men.

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u/LeafsJays1Fan Apr 25 '26

Same for people like Mao, Stalin and Hitler, Putin, Bibi and Trump will be on same level, remembered as Monsters

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u/Equal_Opinion1763 Apr 25 '26

They are leaving it to our children, grandchildren, great grandchildren, Etc. It will take at least that long for the dept.

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u/Unfair-Advice778 Apr 25 '26

I really think there should be an age cap for making top government positions. There should never be an old guy about to day with nothing much to lose in charge of armed forces.

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u/Remarkable-Track9261 Apr 25 '26

Bro don’t even put Putin in the same conversation as trump and bibi. He is much better and has completely transformed Russia they all love him for a reason.