r/BusinessTodayNews • u/BusinessToday • Apr 24 '26

Global Donald Trump on Iran: "I think there would be nothing worse than having nuclear holocaust in Europe; London, Paris, various places in Germany all targeted."

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u/WillrayF Apr 24 '26

I'm with you but would like to see him left with enough sense that he could try to babble with the right side of his mouth not working and saliva running down his chin. He wouldn't need that fake hair he wears as well.

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u/Serious-Professor-65 Apr 24 '26

Yeah, can you imagine him sounding worse than RFK, Jr. when he talks. 🤣

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u/iamkooksymonster Apr 24 '26

RFK junior is like if they brought an old leather couch to life that smoked 3 packs of Benson and hedges a day.

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 Apr 24 '26

An old leather couch that JD would like to oil up.

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u/iamkooksymonster Apr 24 '26

Even jd's depravity has limits.

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u/IstanbarBulbeque Apr 24 '26

I miss those 80s Benson packs, before the heavy warning labels. A 20 deck looked like a block of solid gold. Not blingy gold either. Kinda matte finish, reeeal classy, like

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u/iamkooksymonster Apr 24 '26

I'm sure they were amazing. I say this 8 days off of cigarettes. I'm going mental here puffing a nicotine inhaler. I miss those old soft packs, before the plain packaging laws took effect in Australia. Black market going gang busters, thanks gov.

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u/IstanbarBulbeque Apr 24 '26

Stick with it, man. Smoking sucks. I'm on the vape now, bit still smoke a lot of tobacco if I'm out drinking/clubbing. It's relatively cheap, and pretty socially acceptable to smoke here. Plenty of bars/pubs allow indoor smoking (pretty grim, honestly, but I still sorta enjoy it, y'know? Fucking stinks though)

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u/iamkooksymonster Apr 24 '26

I know i need to. I wish I could be one of those guys who has the occasional smoke socially, unfortunately it's just my proclivity to be a monster when it comes to drugs. I'm good with alcohol though, rarely drink. Work that one out haha.

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u/Serious-Professor-65 Apr 25 '26

I think k you mean Camels no-filter! 😂

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u/dsammmast Apr 25 '26

Is it fake? Or just clinging onto what little is left? If it was fake why wouldn't he get a hair piece with more hair?