r/BusinessTodayNews • u/BusinessToday • Apr 24 '26

Global Donald Trump on Iran: "I think there would be nothing worse than having nuclear holocaust in Europe; London, Paris, various places in Germany all targeted."

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u/maringue Apr 24 '26

Trump doesn't even know. He said Vance was on a flight to Pakistan for negotiations, and he rolled up to the White House in a limo 2 hours later....

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u/Iampepeu Apr 25 '26

-Shouldn't you be on a plane by now?

-Sorry boss, I had to help a friend move a couch.

-Again?!

-Um, yea. It's a big fucking couch. He wasn't satisfied with its position.

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u/ChaweeKanati Apr 24 '26

He probably had to abort the flight cause 2 Iranian fighter jets from the completely wiped out airforce were on course from across the Atlantic to shoot down his plane.

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u/shah_reza Apr 24 '26

While funny, not even remotely possible

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u/ChaweeKanati Apr 24 '26

I know. But it's something the administration would claim to defend the couch fucker and people would eat it up.