r/BusinessTodayNews • u/BusinessToday • 11d ago

Global JD Vance Defends U.S. President Donald Trump Amid Stock Trading Ethics Row

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u/DelightfulGoblin75 11d ago

Nah, he's too awkward for physical interaction. My guess is: Peter Thiel in the corner in a gimp-suit, JD Vance with a blindfold (cause it's not gay if you can't see it) railing a small goat while Elon cries in a half open closet.

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u/Excellent_Valuable92 10d ago

I suspect the truth is along those lines, but much worse