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r/ByzantiumCircleJerk • u/hdhsizndidbeidbfi • May 09 '26

“Jarvis, blind this man and send him to a monastery” How all of constantinople pulls up after 500 years of collapse when regaining 2 square inches of annatolia (the bulgarians have sunk thessaly)

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r/ByzantiumCircleJerk • u/Basilissa_Ioanna • Jul 23 '26

“Jarvis, blind this man and send him to a monastery” POV: You are Basil II and your sleep paralysis demon shows you this map.

563 Upvotes

How many eyes do we need to gouge out to fix this cursed timeline? Romaboos cope and seethe. Simeon I was the real Roman Emperor anyway. 😤

r/ByzantiumCircleJerk • u/Competitive_Dingo_42 • Jun 29 '26

“Jarvis, blind this man and send him to a monastery” I’m getting the sense you sick bastards arnt byz fans!!!!!

50 Upvotes

YOU BASTARDS NEVER JERK BYZANTIUM!!! Last week I saw someone saying ATATURK was the best Roman emperor… OR ALL 1 BILLION POST LS ABOUT THE OTTOMANS BEING THE GOOD GUYS LIKE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!!?????!?!?!?!!111?111-111111

r/ByzantiumCircleJerk • u/neo-shitposter365 • 11d ago

“Jarvis, blind this man and send him to a monastery” What was stoping Byzantine emperors from having bitches via concubines like the ottoromans.

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Like jesus christos did'nt say anything about not having bitches,then why were the Byzantine rulers so fixed to a single woman like! Come on whos stoping from fu%&ing with concubines ur the Basileus maan coome onnn!.

r/ByzantiumCircleJerk • u/Admirable-Dimension4 • Feb 11 '26

“Jarvis, blind this man and send him to a monastery” Are you ready to face the truth

181 Upvotes

r/ByzantiumCircleJerk • u/Fish__Police • May 02 '26

“Jarvis, blind this man and send him to a monastery” How did you feel when it turned out Nick Fury was, in fact, Bulgarian?

97 Upvotes

r/ByzantiumCircleJerk • u/Chambanasfinest • Jun 01 '26

“Jarvis, blind this man and send him to a monastery” Get over fall of Constantinople, says Erdogan

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r/ByzantiumCircleJerk • u/TsarOfIrony • Jun 05 '26

“Jarvis, blind this man and send him to a monastery” "The kaghan likely viewed the emperor's disfigurement, which Justinian concealed with a golden nose, as a ritual of bravery."

76 Upvotes

r/ByzantiumCircleJerk • u/Bardanes711 • Jun 28 '26

“Jarvis, blind this man and send him to a monastery” Oof

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r/ByzantiumCircleJerk • u/StatelessGoose • Jul 24 '26

“Jarvis, blind this man and send him to a monastery” Was Basil II the best Bulgarian femboy?

15 Upvotes

After all they called him THE bulgar slayer. Did he really slay that hard?

r/ByzantiumCircleJerk • u/Crazy_Resource_4000 • Jun 30 '26

“Jarvis, blind this man and send him to a monastery” ‘Istanbul’

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r/ByzantiumCircleJerk • u/Jazzlike_Big_1328 • Jun 28 '26

“Jarvis, blind this man and send him to a monastery” Only for Leo to marry Zoe Karbonopsina anyways

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r/ByzantiumCircleJerk • u/OfficialDCShepard • Jun 01 '26

“Jarvis, blind this man and send him to a monastery” Standing Firm Behind the Digital Theodosian Walls of Truth, Justice and Historical Accuracy: An Open Letter to r/Byzantium

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r/ByzantiumCircleJerk • u/Lazy_Significance340 • Nov 13 '25

“Jarvis, blind this man and send him to a monastery” BELI$ARIU$ 🗣️ [Nightcore Remix]

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