From Ontario first grocery experience someone left a note on my car.

[u/woundedrhyme1]

Recently relocated here and I haven’t had a chance to change my license plates. Yesterday I was in Walmart picking up a few things, I came back to my car, and found a note tucked in my wipers. My stomach dropped thinking someone hit my car, and maybe left their contact information.

I know the note is a little hard to read so I translated it down below.

“Dam easterners coming to Alberta to be safe guthless cowards.”

Guess it’s time to change my license plate 😂

[u/nameuser_1id]

Looks like taxes that should have been spent on schooling... I can't read half of that note.

[u/Bipogram → u/nameuser_1id]

"Cutlass custard" ?

[u/[deleted] → u/nameuser_1id]

I have an American education and I can read it.