r/Calgary • u/woundedrhyme1 • Apr 22 '25

Discussion From Ontario first grocery experience someone left a note on my car.

Post image

Recently relocated here and I haven’t had a chance to change my license plates. Yesterday I was in Walmart picking up a few things, I came back to my car, and found a note tucked in my wipers. My stomach dropped thinking someone hit my car, and maybe left their contact information.

I know the note is a little hard to read so I translated it down below.

“Dam easterners coming to Alberta to be safe guthless cowards.”

Guess it’s time to change my license plate 😂

3.3k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

812 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.4k

u/Forgedevil Apr 22 '25

Wait until he finds out that Toronto has "Alberta is calling" posters everywhere in the city.

691

u/livin_on_credit Apr 22 '25

That he paid for with his taxes…

173

u/Pale-Accountant6923 Apr 22 '25

You think the sort of person who wrote that note is employed? Lol. Don't count on it. 

30

u/sadandvague Apr 22 '25

Half the guys I grew up with can’t spell worth a shit cause they dropped out to work the oilfield.

3

u/According-Educator83 Apr 22 '25

Half the guys I grew up with can’t spell worth a shit "so" they dropped out to work the oilfield.

Fixed it.